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fgs my wife has just shaved her pubes with my hair clippers

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Alan · 05/07/2006 19:57

i am thinking of leaving her tbh, she is like this all the time

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geordiejock · 31/01/2020 09:31

This thread is over 4 years old!

My first wife caught me using the clippers I used to cut my hair and the bairns hair on the dog, she went mental.

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UrbanJellyfish · 31/01/2020 00:48

Are the blades now blunted?

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Age73 · 21/11/2019 19:00

Want to be a adopted grandparent to family in the Chelmsford area

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PanndelsWaterMusic · 15/09/2006 22:21

it's true.

But she may have missed a bit. That's why he's p*ssed off.

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Twinkie1 · 15/09/2006 22:03

There something you can get her for Xmas - they do lady trimmers yuo know!!

(Shaved DSs head with mine once!!! )

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theheadgirl · 15/09/2006 22:01

surely not

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PandlesMessiah · 15/09/2006 21:54

headgirl - it's a set up....

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theheadgirl · 15/09/2006 21:50

I don't get it - what did she do wrong???

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ForestryCommission · 15/09/2006 21:20

Alan! She'll be wanting one of our big choppers, then.

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LoveMyGirls · 15/09/2006 21:01

hilarious nice 1 lads. almost pmsl!!!

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SpanielEars · 13/09/2006 15:36

i didn't realise men talked about this stuff and were so open with each other!!!! love it - its far better reading than the 'my husband doesn't understand me bollocks'!

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lou33 · 13/09/2006 14:28

clippers arent v good for that

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alwaysreadytoplease · 13/09/2006 14:22

oh no, get off of here quick artp

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Gregory · 07/07/2006 15:19

Can you smell that?

That was me, that was.

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HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:17

I mean, well, what I said. No too complicate for your pretty little head, is it?

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jackthelad · 07/07/2006 15:16

[squares up to happydaddy and eyeballs him] - err and just what do you mean by that mate?

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MamaG · 07/07/2006 15:14

dh is that you?

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HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:12

Are there actually any men in the Men's Room?

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JellyNump · 07/07/2006 01:08

Well maybe you'd like to try using her wax instead of hair clippers, so you can have a sort of role reversal!?!?!?!?!

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Harold · 06/07/2006 23:57

Did she give herself a number one or a number two?

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jackthelad · 06/07/2006 23:48

So did you 'ave her good and proper last night then?

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DontTellTheWife · 05/07/2006 22:57

DW showed me this thread. I've left 47 pairs of clippers scattered liberally around the house in the hope that she takes the hint.

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MisterManManly · 05/07/2006 22:42
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CarlK · 05/07/2006 22:36

Y'know this reminds me of the stoning scene in life of brian

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jackthelad · 05/07/2006 22:32

Mind you, I haven't seen yer missus mate. Let herself go a bit has she?

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