fgs my wife has just shaved her pubes with my hair clippers

[Alan]

i am thinking of leaving her tbh, she is like this all the time

dh is that you?

[squares up to happydaddy and eyeballs him] - err and just what do you mean by that mate?

I mean, well, what I said. No too complicate for your pretty little head, is it?

Can you smell that?

That was me, that was.

oh no, get off of here quick artp

clippers arent v good for that

i didn't realise men talked about this stuff and were so open with each other!!!! love it - its far better reading than the 'my husband doesn't understand me bollocks'!

hilarious nice 1 lads. almost pmsl!!!

Alan! She'll be wanting one of our big choppers, then.

I don't get it - what did she do wrong???

headgirl - it's a set up....

surely not

There something you can get her for Xmas - they do lady trimmers yuo know!!

(Shaved DSs head with mine once!!! )

it's true.

But she may have missed a bit. That's why he's p*ssed off.

Want to be a adopted grandparent to family in the Chelmsford area

Are the blades now blunted?

This thread is over 4 years old!

My first wife caught me using the clippers I used to cut my hair and the bairns hair on the dog, she went mental.