a girl don't need
no fancy grease
to give herself
a hard release
any kind
of lube will do
make it from another
part of you
lube from the north (dododod odlododododooo)
lube from the south (do do do)
take a little slobber (doodododdoolooo)
from the side of your mouth (from your mouth)
roll it over (dododod odlododododooo)
grease it doowwwnnn
here comes that crazy screaming sound
aaaaaaahhhhhh ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
(guitar and backing vocals in brackets)