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Are You Hung Up? Frank Zappa Fans Unite

138 replies

SheikYerbouti · 16/01/2008 21:59

For you AuraofDora

It's real angora

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LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 16:25

a girl don't need
no fancy grease
to give herself
a hard release
any kind
of lube will do
make it from another
part of you

lube from the north (dododod odlododododooo)
lube from the south (do do do)

take a little slobber (doodododdoolooo)
from the side of your mouth (from your mouth)

roll it over (dododod odlododododooo)
grease it doowwwnnn

here comes that crazy screaming sound

aaaaaaahhhhhh ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh

(guitar and backing vocals in brackets)

AuraofDora · 17/01/2008 17:26

oh yes twas me, guilty m'lord sheik!

a wee doodle doo did make the afternoon immensely more pleasureable

ds is more space pirates these days but its lippy or all of the jingles am falling for this time..

i just felt bit too exposed being same person the stuff you tap out was sad to see her go..but didnt think anyone would remember!!

imeant to say Whats New in Baltimore is fantastic track and tribute must've been really moving ceremony

suzycreamcheese · 17/01/2008 20:23

here....have a bun!!

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 21:15

AoD, it was lovely (as lovely as a funeral can be anyway!)

it's the way he would have wanted it, i would recommend fz to anyone planning their funeral.

although maybe not 'bobby brown goes down'...

sputnik · 17/01/2008 21:26

How about "Heavenly Bank Account"?

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 21:29

lol

sputnik · 17/01/2008 21:30

Actually, since seeing SheikYerbouti I keep thinking how loads of Zappa songs would make great names

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 21:50

i was going to be ValleyGirl but i didn't think anyone would get it!

PenguinInBondage · 17/01/2008 21:54

What do you think? [twirls]

I think I'd like Watermelon in Easter Hay followed by Green Rosetta at my funeral

CallAnyVegetable · 17/01/2008 21:57

The people that mattered would've got it

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 21:57

oooh... you look b e a ootiful.

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 21:59

THERE WAS ALREADY A VALLEYGIRL!

waaaahhhh

CallAnyVegetable · 17/01/2008 22:02

For sure, like totally
Groaty to the max

LadyJogsAlot · 17/01/2008 22:03

barf out.

gag me with a spoon.

RDNZL · 17/01/2008 22:05

I could've called my daughter this, had I thought of it.

ThingFish · 17/01/2008 22:05

ok how about this?

AbsolutelyFree · 17/01/2008 22:08

Ooh, like it.
This one's rather comfy, may be a keeper

UncleMeat · 17/01/2008 22:10

Or perhaps....

ThingFish · 17/01/2008 22:12
Grin
WhyDoesItHurtWhenIPee · 17/01/2008 22:13

hahahaaaa

IllinoisEnemaBandit · 17/01/2008 22:15

Can't help you there, but if you have any other evacuation problems....

IllinoisEnemaBandit · 17/01/2008 22:16

Just don't PYSL

WhyDoesItHurtWhenIPee · 17/01/2008 22:20

too late

SheikYerbouti · 17/01/2008 22:25

wow, I have inspired FZ name changes

I feel honoured

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SheikYerbouti · 17/01/2008 22:26

My right foot's bigger then my other one is, like a regular Zomy Hoof

Just been listening to Overnite Sensation in my local. I thought of you lot

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