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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

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LoonyLyraLovegood · 20/07/2007 10:46

I thought it was time to move over here from Telly Addicts as we're now discussing Joseph the musical, and not Any Dream Will Do. The other thread was about to get too full anyway.
Berrie, Oggsfrog, BoingBoing, Binkleandflip, Slayerette and any other fans, sign up here.

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BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 11:12

Good point. She'd have brought eternal shame down upon the good name of the Family Binkle.

And you know nothing! Cows don't have leads, they have halters. Call yourself a country lass!!!!

Berrie · 22/08/2007 11:16

Oh but cow lead is funnier!

Berrie · 22/08/2007 11:17

Probably

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 11:24

Not for Kitty! Allow the poor moo a little dignity!!!! She's a prize winning heiffer I'll have you know.

Berrie · 22/08/2007 11:27

No wonder she's using secret contraception, she does not want to ruin her figure!

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 11:38

That's not the way it works. The more baby cows they have the better - apparently having large udders is a good thing. And we've been using every kind of fertility treatment you cannot even begin to imagine. Honestly, I think DH is more keen to get this cow in calf than he ever was with me!

Berrie · 22/08/2007 11:46

Big udders eh? Some things remain the same across the animal kingdom
Maybe your Bull is a minger or do you use an inseminator man? There used to be a chap we knew in a nightclub we went to in our clubbing days whose job it was to collect semen. He always wore a suit and didn't smile much. He had one of those unanimated faces (much like Craig - Joseph)only he didn't smile at all unlike Craig who could crank his features into a pained and anxious gurn.
Who is it I need to be apologising to for this Craig bashing...is it Oggs?

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 12:15

Oo-arrr! There ain't nothing wrong with the bull. However, Dave the AI man has been around more than a few times. He's lovely and looks a bit like the chubby vet on Emmerdale. He even paid a visit to us on Christmas Day, which is one way to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus!

Ooh! Hot off the press. Apparently there's an interview with Lee in this week's Radio Times! I'm off!!!!!

Berrie · 22/08/2007 12:20

Right me too, on way to Orchard, fancy a bit of plum crumble tonight

Berrie · 22/08/2007 12:21

Nah, I think your bull is a Keith bull rather than a Lee Bull. He can deliver the goods but he's not doing it on the looks front for poor old Kitty

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 13:27

Well, his teeth are a bit dodgy

Didn't get as far as the newsagents, I'll pick up the RT later - is it worth the money?

Berrie · 22/08/2007 13:57

nah just read it in the shop...at least you won't have to worry that someone will see you...it not being Heat

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 14:12

I was more concerned about getting back to the office with my din-dins as fast as humanly possible - I was starving. Spinach, cucumber, salami & parmesan salad since you ask.....oh, and a huge packet of pine nuts I'm still demolishing...
I will oggle later on my way home

Berrie · 22/08/2007 15:02

Sounds nice...we went to our orchard allotment...I picked a bag of plums and had just started on the blackberries when Ds started saying he needed the travel potty. (we'd only been there 5 mins) When I didn't hurry he told me it was too late so I took him home, took him to the bathroom, removed shoes, peeled off socks...gingerly removed trousers...'I want to see it!' he said...peeled down his pants...no poo..'Oh, it must have been a bottom burp' Ah well better go and wake dd so that she goes to sleep at bedtime rather than lying awake in her cot for 2 hours...not easy to do when I'd rather have a small snooze on the sofa while DS sorts out the laundry bless him....

BoingBoing · 22/08/2007 15:09

"bottom burp" - that's so sweet! Don't you just love them when they come out with that stuff.
Right, gotta go. Nursery has rung and DS has had '3 loose nappies' but not eaten much. 'It's something going around'. Oh deep deep joy. Still, it means I get to buy the RT earlier!!!

Berrie · 22/08/2007 15:19

Oh dear, hope she's ok. Speak to you soon!

binkleandflip · 22/08/2007 18:21

Hope your ds ok boing.

I all on a comedown after my weekend - feeling very bored with RL!!

oggsfrog · 22/08/2007 20:37

Boing, do hope dd is alright.

Binkle, the come down is dreadful isn't it?

Berrie, Ach I think you are confusing me with Dumbledoresgirl.... Craig did less than nothing for me, in fact I'd take Keith over him anyday

DumbledoresGirl · 22/08/2007 20:41

Oi Craig did nothing for me either! I just liked the fact that he was trying to improve and I am happy to be seeing him instead of a complete unknown!

I will sneak back out now.

Berrie · 22/08/2007 21:22

So how often do you sneak in Dumblesdore?

Sorry for gross insult Oggs

DumbledoresGirl · 22/08/2007 21:23

Aha! You will never know!

oggsfrog · 23/08/2007 07:10

My humble Dumble, didn't mean to imply that you had the hots for craig, just that you had been shouting his corner

Actually we have had similar taste in the past. If I remember correctly weren't we both in the Jonah rather than the Richard camp?

oggsfrog · 23/08/2007 07:18

oops that should have read "my humble apologies Dumble

Hey I'll tell you what, apropos of absolutely nothing, my computer works much better at this time in the morning... no waiting an hour for the thread to bloody load

oggsfrog · 23/08/2007 07:20

trouble is nobody else is around at this time...

Berrie · 23/08/2007 08:22

I'm here but I bet you are not now!

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