Oh god Will Self is one of those people that I find completely irresistible, I think he's quite scary but I like unusual people.
He was hanging around Oxford at the same time as me (no, I only went to the Poly) and he was friends with a friend of mine who lived with Imogen Stubbs so yeah, 2 degrees or whatever.
A sad thing is that the friend of mine committed suicide eventually (he really was a tortured genius) and Will Self actually wrote about him doing that years later in a newspaper article.(very movingly)