To file a complaint against nhs

[EasterIssland]

I got my vaccination few weeks ago and I didn’t get a sticker. Yet I keep seeing all around mn people happy and showing off their sticker.
Why didn’t I get one. Should I file a complaint ? Have they been produced in the Eu or India and they’ve been blocked to the uk ? I think this is a serious matter. It’ll divide the country and cause riots between those that got a sticker and those of us that didn’t get one.

I want my sticker !!

Did you get one ? Trying to figure out how many of those from the 26+2m got one.

Ps. Lighthearted #iwantmysticker

@wizbit93

Prepare to be jealous........ I didn't get a sticker, however, I got a wrist band! I had my jab at the local football stadium and the band read 'football team name' 1 - 0 Covid

That's fantastic!

@SeasonFinale

The stickers are to denote the ones that had the vaccines with the microchips in . Expect them to start purchasing all sorts of Microsoft products in the upcoming days.

Im glad I didn’t get one ! I’m An apple fan woman!

How sweet is that @MRex!

If that's true @wizbit93 then you win the internet!

I have stickers for ALL! Bilingual Welsh to boot, vaccine here makes you compulsively view S4C as well as buy Microsoft products.

I didn't get a sticker or the 15 min sit and wait afterwards I thought I'd get, l was looking forward to it.

It was lovely to see a room filled with happy cheerful people though.

2 jabs.
1 card with dates and batch numbers
0 stickers
0 lollies
0 cuppas
0 biscuits
Not even a plaster!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 In case that makes a difference

@AppleJane Then I win the internet! Photo carefully taken to hide location!

Careful the stickers allow Steve Jobs (who faked his own death) to read your mind, the glue will make your teeth go a funny colour and the print will give you cancer.... oh and the paper is made of dead puppies

Maybe you should be asking those who got a sticker if they did something different, were they aggressive, did they faint or act all dramatic, did they beg, did money change hands, did the flatter the jabber? Maybe those without need to up their game.

@wizbit93 I am so green with envy. My expectations for when I get my invite are through the roof now!

@AppleJane You must report back when you've been. Make sure you book to have it done somewhere exciting and not at the GP's surgery!

My grandad got a sticker AND a keyring! 😯 He won't give up the sticker but said I could have the keyring (it had two little bells on it) as it constantly jangled in his pocket. The Fire Service were volunteering where he got his jab.

If I go there, they can keep their stickers....I want a Fireman

@wizbit93

Prepare to be jealous........ I didn't get a sticker, however, I got a wrist band! I had my jab at the local football stadium and the band read 'football team name' 1 - 0 Covid

Awesome ❤

@omygoditsearly

Careful the stickers allow Steve Jobs (who faked his own death) to read your mind, the glue will make your teeth go a funny colour and the print will give you cancer.... oh and the paper is made of dead puppies

Do you work for Macron?

If I go there, they can keep their stickers....I want a Fireman

This is going to take some serious campaigning!

I want a key ring now.

I want a fireman :)

I’m fuming that some friends have been getting their jabs in Westminster Abbey😉 Mine was just at the local health centre!

Blimey, I’m going to have to raise my expectations a bit, reading all this! So now I’m not just hoping for a sticker, I want a sticker, a cup of tea and a good biscuit, a lolly, a wristband and a firefighter, in an abbey. I was just going to wear jeans and a short-sleeved t shirt when I go for my jab but maybe I’d better dress for the occasion

@AwkwardSquad sounds like my dream wedding 😂😂

You can keep your stickers, biscuits, sweets, lollies, wristbands, cups of tea and 15 minute sit-downs. I didn't get any of that, not even a plaster. After I bled the doctor just stuck on a bit of cotton wool with tape.

I was, however, greeted by regular volunteer Hugh Bonneville.

So I win!

@Fifthtimelucky

You can keep your stickers, biscuits, sweets, lollies, wristbands, cups of tea and 15 minute sit-downs. I didn't get any of that, not even a plaster. After I bled the doctor just stuck on a bit of cotton wool with tape.

I was, however, greeted by regular volunteer Hugh Bonneville.

So I win!

Yup, you win the thread. Lucky you with Hugh’s soothing tones and impeccable manners to guide you to your jab!

Were you wearing a duffle coat by any chance?

So now our list of perfectly reasonable expectations for our jab appointments goes like this: a sticker, a cup of tea and a good biscuit, a lolly, a wristband and a firefighter, in an abbey, with Hugh Bonneville. And a keyring with little bells on it, I’d missed that out earlier

@AppleJane Now it sounds even more like the perfect wedding 😂

Well my dad got a vaccination sticker and they even found an 'I've been a brave boy" sticker in a draw for him.