Friend thinks the vaccination is government's way of micro chipping us sll

[HappyBluebird]

Wtf do I say to him? Anyone seen any decent articles online?
Friend is also clinically vulnerable and saying he won't get it. He also isn't the only person I know who thinks this either.

Eh? How would a micro chip fit in to a needle?

if someone is convinced we’re all being microchipped via the vaccine you’re not talking them out of anything. Don’t engage on the subject.

Tell your friend it isnt a microchip, it is nano particles that will control their thought patterns and turn us all into cybermen.

You can't reason with crazy

Does he feel that he goes anywhere interesting enough that someone would want to track him?

I can feel my cats microchip under her skin, the needles for the vaccination are tiny.

I think all you can say is you absolutely disagree, that they need to stop and consider why would all those amazing doctors take part and find some articles to read.

If they won't listen then ask them to not discuss the topic.

Tell him it's true ain't no cure for daft

Let him skip it and it’ll go to someone who will appreciate it.

If he has smart phone or uses any kind of social media then he is already being tracked.... we all are!

Oh ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️

Tell him that is what they want him to think, so that they can keep the vaccines for the elites...

I love a good conspiracy, but the Government would start with micro chipping newborn babies.

If he has smart phone or uses any kind of social media then he is already being tracked.... we all are!

Yeah, this

I’d just let him think that. No point arguing with that mentally. If the government chip me to track me they r in for some very full reading

I'm not sure there is anything you can get him to read that will convince him otherwise. Just smile and nod.

Are these liquid microchips? And, do you get a different one depending on which sort of vaccine you get?

Any articles he could read would surely be just you know.... The news ?

No need to we all carry mobiles.

If he believes something so irrational there is no point in trying to rationalise with him. Just avoid the subject entirely.

I'm sure he's messaging you this from his phone, right? Or is he fully off the grid and using pigeons/ smoke signals/ Morse code

Tell him he's right. I had the vaccine a month ago now and, ever since, I've been convinced that Boris Johnson is the greatest leader we've ever had.

My cleaner is like this - she is one of the loveliest, most kindest, generous person I know. But listens to conspiracy theories and is totally balmy when it comes to the vaccine. She thinks the gov is inserting tracking devices into people. Why she thinks the goverment wants to follow her life I don't know! I don't engage - you can't change their mind.

Tell her it changes your speech to Chinese so she’d better hurry up and speak to you now before she can’t understand you. 😂

Can’t he come up with more exciting conspiracy theories? That one has been done to death! I quite like the nano particles one upthread. The one with the cybermen.

Ask him who put the dumb chip in him so you can avoid that one

Yes, he's right. I've found Bill Gates strangely attractive since I had my jab. Obviously.