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Wear a face mask when having sex

60 replies

FluffyKittensinabasket · 11/08/2020 21:22

www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/newsbeat-53736087

Is this a thing now?

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HeyMacarona · 11/08/2020 21:25
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SistemaAddict · 11/08/2020 21:26

I didn't read the article fully but I was quite amused at it with the no face to face positions and only have sex with people you live with. They'll be comedy sketches about this is decades to come.

lockdownalli · 11/08/2020 21:27

I always insist DP wears a Tom Hardy mask Grin

Bouledeneige · 11/08/2020 21:28

Oh yeah thats going to happen

x2boys · 11/08/2020 21:28

Is this just a thing with a new partner? I'm assuming as someone whose been with my Dh for fifteen and a half years and we live together this would be difficult to enforce 🤔

elainesummers · 11/08/2020 21:32

Surely one easy way to make it safer would be to only have sex outdoors. Why didn't they include that?

bloodyenderdragons · 11/08/2020 21:40

Ooooh - sounds fun! It can match the blindfold.

Hairthrowaway · 11/08/2020 21:41

Some freaky people do this already

BewareTheBeardedDragon · 11/08/2020 21:43

I actually can't believe anyone sat down and wrote this for real.

Wannabangbang · 11/08/2020 21:44

Outdoors much safer 🤣

Notasyoungasiwas · 11/08/2020 21:51

@lockdownalli GrinGrin

Igglepigglesgrubbyblanket · 11/08/2020 21:53

I initially thought that's what eat out to help out was referring to Grin

SimonJT · 11/08/2020 21:56

Get a couple of bags and your sorted!

On a serious note, my boyfriend is in Sweden as hes just had surgery, so we’re trying to decide if he’ll isolate in an airbnb for two weeks or be a prisoner in my sons bedroom (not with my son, I wouldn’t inflict that on him!). Haha, covid secure sex 😂

Etinox · 11/08/2020 22:00

@elainesummers

Surely one easy way to make it safer would be to only have sex outdoors. Why didn't they include that?
Grin
Deadringer · 11/08/2020 22:03

This one is good

Wear a face mask when having sex
Hippofrog · 11/08/2020 22:06

Any takers??

Wear a face mask when having sex
Hippofrog · 11/08/2020 22:08

😂😂

Wear a face mask when having sex
Pacif1cDogwood · 11/08/2020 22:09

Alternatively, 'chose a position which is not face to face'.

See, there ARE options Grin

funkychilli · 11/08/2020 22:12

Whatever turns you on I suppose!

Pacif1cDogwood · 11/08/2020 22:12

Here's bit more sexy bling for all your face mask needs.
You're welcome.

Littleposh · 11/08/2020 22:12

Does my licence fee pay for this??

Teacher12345 · 11/08/2020 22:13

If the person you are shagging is a COVID risk I would be concerned about what else they could give you!

lilgreen · 11/08/2020 22:21

Washing hands before and after I hope?Grin

HeyMacarona · 11/08/2020 22:24

lilgreen

🤣🤣🤣🤣

SimonJT · 11/08/2020 22:25

@lilgreen

Washing hands before and after I hope?Grin
At 20 seconds it’ll last much longer than the sex