This is silly! I’m returning to sender.
Why does Boris suddenly feel the need to parent everyone in the sodding country?
Is this his weird man way of “nesting” as he’s becoming a new Dad again? 
What a plonker. Although if it works for the older people then great - FWIW in my local City and nearby towns the roads are empty and people are obeying the rules.
Parks, shops, beaches, high streets are all empty.
The only place that’s busy is the bank because all the old people are withdrawing cash 