What’s your favourite conspiracy theory so far?

[thereisfreedomwithin]

Mine is “they’re getting everybody to stay inside so that they can change the batteries in the birds“

Population control!

LadyLindaT we have your birds. There's a Rookery opposite my house with about 100 of them landing and squabbling every evening. Someone might have taken our gulls though - or maybe that's the reduced rubbish collection?

Aha Eleiza has the gulls....
They are not only being recharged, they are being Moved!
Maybe they are being used to spread the virus?

I’m surprised I haven’t read any conspiracies where Greta Thunberg started it

She’s got nearly everything she wanted

The Evebt 201 desktop exercise carried out last October at the John Hopkins institute is well worth a read

@Nemo - there was a 'report' in the daily fail about Greta being in self isolation due to symptoms, and the comments were unbelievable! So much vile abuse, about how she's got what she deserves, hopes that she has a painful death, that she should be denied treatment because she bought it on herself travelling to push her agenda... it went on and on.

I know comments on that site are always particularly brutal and uneducated, but this seemed a whole new level, it really shocked me.

It comes from Mexico and was transported in weak beer then transferred to humans via a wedge of lime.
www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/north-staffordshire-supermarkets-shelves-stripped-3975996?utm_source=sharebar&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=sharebar

@Thatmustbemyname wow, the DM comments section is never a nice place to be but that’s horrific if the public are wishing that on someone

"while all the world governments get rid of Egypt"

I've got visions of pyriamids being picked up and carried off to Sudan under cover of night....

@thereisfreedomwithin while some soldier calls out "Don't forget the Sphinx!"

This is really the millennium bug, they got the date Jesus was born wrong.

:)

they're starting on the mummies in the Egyptian Museum in Cairo now....

they're starting on the mummies in the Egyptian Museum in Cairo now.... Hope they're staying the prescribed distance from each other

background music for you snitchnose :)