What’s your favourite conspiracy theory so far?

[thereisfreedomwithin]

Mine is “they’re getting everybody to stay inside so that they can change the batteries in the birds“

[welshpixie]

My favourite, it was placed on Lenovo laptops by the Chinese, so obviously all Currys staff will be the first to get it.

[Cornettoninja]

@LadyLindaT - they’re all flirting in my garden

I’ve noticed more birds and we usually have a fair few anyway. We live close to a busy airport though so I think it’s the reduction in flights.

If any of the engineered virus conspiracies are true I reckon it’s eco warrior terrorism.

[thereisfreedomwithin]

“That it’s a master plan to cause fear so we all get the vaccine which will have a tracker in it”
Oh god that’s scary

[Elieza]

I don’t know about a lack of birds. There are plenty bastarding seagulls where I am (miles from the coast). They must be starving as the schools they usually hang out around are shut and no foods are being dropped in the playground/bins being filled with leftover lunch scraps.

So when I put out the tops from my boiled eggs, crusts off my bread, and seeds for ‘my’ robin, FIFTEEN seagulls came down and sat on the sheds and roofs around me waiting for me to go so they could swoop down! I stood guard until they flew off!

I hope they decide to return to the sea for the foreseeable.....

[LadyLindaT]

Bird feeder has been re-filled. That should sort it.

[toomanytoads]

It was clearly created and spread by trans people so they could start convincing children to draw rainbows to put in their windows to recruit more people to the trans army. Obviously!

[FatAlbert]

“ That it’s a master plan to cause fear so we all get the vaccine which will have a tracker in it”

Bill Gates was on reddit a few days ago doing an AMA about COVID19, he mentioned antibody testing with digital confirmation of immunity, a few people picked up that this meant some sort of ID chip.
Maybe this one is uncomfortably close to truth.

[StuckBetweenDarknessAndLight]

Friend told me one she heard...where it was created by scientist in Canada but something went wrong and it got out? Not sure how..or why canada..

I can be boring and explain this one.

[Dennisreynoldsduster]

This is the thread I didn’t know I needed

[peekaboob]

My DF thinks it was started jointly by Microsoft and Apple to get people to stay inside and use tech. I told him he needs to spend more time with his grandkids unless they were targeting silver surfers

[DailyKegelReminder]

Man made virus to mainly affect western men.

[Elieza]

My moneys on China to bump off half the population but it got out of hand and will now affect half the world.

However I’ve heard a theory that China bought up lots of property in Italy, like leather factories etc, and sent deliberately infected staff there and that’s why it spread, so they were actually aiming to kill people in the west rather than Chinese but in not sure about that. Must google.

[ivfbabymomma1]

Greta started it to ground travel for a bit 😂

[Reginabambina]

There’s a thread running elsewhere where it’s a conspiracy to distract us while all the world governments get rid of Egypt (not sure how they intend to do that but hey, nail lady said it so it must be true).

[Mopmum35]

That It is all Russia's fault🤦‍♀️

[Catrescue1971]

19yo son reckons it's been done by somebody who wants to take over. Stop industry, movement, production. Next stop communications, the internet will die then 'they' take over.

[Smithtylater]

My neighbour said he heard its not actually a virus killing people it is because 5g has started and the mobile waves are killing off people....

[Wiltinglillies]

all the world governments get rid of Egypt
Why Egypt??????

[Knowhowufeel2]

I'm loving some of these, and haven't heard of
most of them.

[StressoeZoe]

Cross country sponsored distraction project backed by China ( to distract from totaliteranism) USA (impeachment) UK (Brexit) and UK (Megixit).

[LuxLFC]

This thread re Bill Gates
twitter.com/frankiebabyYT/status/1241089514984144897?s=19
There are videos on YouTube where he talks about population control. I also like the theory about the digital vaccine - this is what he said on the AMA
twitter.com/sirthinksalot/status/1241024173020983296?s=19

Another I like is that it's being spread purposefully (loads of videos like this but they make me sick!)
twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1242432979546378241?s=19

twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1241820337907486720?s=19

twitter.com/PsychologyDoc/status/1229823061140156416?s=19

twitter.com/OGtay/status/1229924653281337344?s=19

A few months ago we'd have all laughed if someone said the whole world would end up in quarantine begging the government for martial law.

[AlphaIndigo]

This got in my head, I'll admit!
www.zerohedge.com/health/man-behind-global-coronavirus-pandemic

[Thatmustbemyname]

That Idris Elba and Tom Hanks were paid to say they had CV, to make the world notice

[LoseLooseLucy]

That China have engineered it for the world to go on lockdown and attack and take over because our defences are down.

[CanIHaveAPenguinPlease]

I said to dh yesterday that’s there is possibly agenda an somewhere but fuck if I know what it is. Asking for martial law? Who in their right minds would ask this 3 months ago. Now it’s stay inside & god forbid you cross the line.