Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

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I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

If this is where you all are after a few days of self isolation just imagine who will be giving you fanny flutters by the time we get to June!!

I dread to think, but the comedy value will be good!!

I've shown DH this thread. He thinks there's for him yet!

I hope prof. Whitty has seen this. I bet he could do with a bit of light relief

He should do audiobooks

Can I put a tiny vote in for Keir Starmer?

Of course if we can choose from around the world, I would sell a kidney for a night with Vladimir Putin 😍

Can I put a tiny vote in for Keir Starmer?

NO!

What is this madness?

I’ve developed a bit of a thing for Boris too, I like how he writes notes on his papers as the journos are asking him questions 😍 he looks quite intelligent for a change

You don't know what he's writing about them though. To be fair, I would probably do the same.

Notonmyshift “he should do audiobooks”.

No. He should do me.

I’ve developed a bit of a thing for Boris too

My boss is under strict instruction. that if the day should ever come when I start to find Boris attractive, she's to murder me with a blunt object!

I want to know what's on Boris' notes. I dont think it's related to the question he's being asked. I think he's jotting things down that have popped into his head and need to go on his ever expanding to do list

@MrsSnitchnose I really fancy Keir Starmer Oh, dear.

@MrsMGE I knew it couldn't just be me! Trawled through the whole thread and no one had mentioned him!

• Chris Whitty was my kind of man before all this. So interesting and intelligent and calm. Alas I'm thick , so I don't think the attraction would be mutual*

Lol!!

@MrsSnitchnose I'm delighted you did, cannot believe I forgot about him!

I clearly have a secret thing for silver foxes 🙈

This thread 😂

Oh imagine sleep stories read by Chris
That would be fab

Did someone say Vladimir Putin !!!!! Is is like a form of Stockholm syndrome ?

Who could resist?

Err ... me.

I used to, until he backed herd immunity

He doesn’t blink! Ever!

Watch him on tv and play the “keep your eyes open as long as Chris Whitty” game.
Amused me for a good hour yesterday.

@YouAreTheEggManIAmTheWalrus 🤣🤣🤣

Chris o'clock love it.

Keir Starmer, just no, his eyes look mad to me.

Rishi Sinai reminds me of Tony Blair anyone else?

Sunak

What time is Chris due???
I'm starting the lager tonight 🍺🍺