Is anyone else finding Chris Witty strangely attractive?

[MozzchopsThirty]

I've only been isolating for 2 days
I think this is a government plot to get slightly less attractive men laid 🤣🤣

Hmm.
It's a tricky line up for a game of shag, marry, kill.

Going from right to left as we look -
S then K then M

Chris Whitty reminds me of Chris Grayling, who I found strangely attractive - all that coolness.

Yes, @HeronLanyon

Sir P = S
BJ = K
CW = M

Cheers lovely man

Also agree on:
S- Sir P
M- Chris
K- Boris

See I think CW is lovely but my dilemma is that I couldn't either shag or marry him. B I could stomach a shag with as long as it was just the 1 so P for marry. But do I selfishly kill CW because I couldn't face doing the nasty...but I'd really rather kill B because he's morally reprehensible.
I'm stuck.

Bloody hell! That's a dial err MMA for sure SpyApp. Could you be monogamous with Chris and P?

@ChequerBoard

😂

@SpyApp Boris for the kill! I think CW could be quite enthusiastic 😀(you can tell I've not left the house for a week...)

@WhiteChocTwix you're just making it worse! Too League of Gentlemen even though I'm sure he's lovely.
Anyway I've decided I should have kept my thoughts to myself and not been so unkind.

@spyapp hehe sorry 😉 he looks a bit like my DH minus the grey hair, before I fashioned him up, so I have a soft spot for the prof 🙂

OMG I’ve found my people - my BIL was giving me a hard time at the weekend because I said I had a weird crush on Chris Witty #earlyadopter

Not in a sexual sense, but he may be a national treasure by the end of the summer.

I think it’s because he seems like a proper grown up amidst all the craziness. And his father was assassinated when he was about to do his A levels so you just want to comfort him www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000gd7v
(Warning - not very attractive photo on the link )

CW just seems so competent! I believe what he’s telling me and his intelligence just shines through. Compared to listening to a politician you can hear how careful he is to just stick to the facts and present them in a reasonable, easily understood way. He’s not there to show off! Please god Boris keeps listening to him, he’ll be the voice of reason!

He's also an NHS senior doctor, an actual epidemiologist and has a very impressive "CV":
www.gov.uk/government/people/christopher-whitty

Chris W looks like Windy Miller! But I do find him hugely reassuring and respect him lots :) (Chris, that is...)

Good lord, no. He reminds me of Sid the Sloth.

I like him too, was a bit annoyed at the science briefing this morning that woman kept coughing, she better not have given him the virus. He’s the only person keeping me calm!

I’ve developed a bit of a thing for Boris too, I like how he writes notes on his papers as the journos are asking him questions 😍 he looks quite intelligent for a change

@ProfessorPootle I noticed that too about boris, it was quite alluring

Err... no.

He kinda looks like Gollam. He looks like a nice guy though

Yes! Glad others agree. Huge sense of calm about him, razor sharp intellect, every word well considered and worth hearing. I feel like he's the kind of person you'd be privileged to know.

Standing between him and Patrick Valance, Boris looks like a rag doll who's been hitting the drinks cabinet.

@ProfessorPootle @MozzchopsThirty

It's not attraction, it's trauma bonding.