Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Hi Lou my absence from mn was not by choice internet wouldnt connect! I have been keeping myself busy washing and helping dd with her easter bonnet,you wouldnt believe have many chicks a 6 year old can get on a straw hat!!!

Back to the subject of white goods my fridge broke down (it was under warrenty)got fixed,claimed for all my food restocked fridge and it broke down again! This happened twice until repair man finally said it was unrepairable (is that a word?)and they replaced it with a brand new shiny much better model. Think he got a bit scared of visiting my house because when he came to repair it he found me blubbing surrounded by defrosting food.

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I love the art stuff the kitchen table is always covered in glitter, glue, buttons etc and we never buy birthday cards we always make them. I was never really arty till dd came along but she is at her happiest surrounded by toilet roll and egg boxes. Even dh gets really invovled,dd charges him for card making lessons!

Forgot to say I give decorating eggs a miss because when I boil them they always end up cracking!

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Far from it Lucy! Dh is lucky if he finds matching socks in a morning,downstairs is fairly tidy but upstairs is hit and miss. My cooking not that great, my mum never liked cooking and wouldnt even use an onion in her cooking (she is a bit strange). As for the art dds stuff always looks better than mine, I just love the look on her face when she has made something that she is really proud of.

My DH has all black socks then it doesn't matter if they match. He figured that out before he met me.

Anyways apparently I am fertile. Had sex this morning and suppose maybe should try again later or tomorrow.... I am still bored of it all and just wanna win a baby.

On another note DS seems to have stopped napping unless he is very tired. He is not even 2 til next week. He seems happy enough though...

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Your right Lucy

Thank you Lucy I am a great mum and I only have to look at dd for proof. Dh gets annoyed that I never take his compliments but I will try harder.

He'll nap in the car - like he is now. Maybe I let him sleep too late today. It was about 8.50 when he awoke. But he had a bad night on Sat....

Hello have you all gone ? Well I will just chat to myself then I don't mind I usually end up talking to myself in rl anyway!

White goods alert - new oven arriving Thursday as old one decided it had had enough!!

Waiting for rtd and feel in a right grumpy mood and at the end of next going to have to crack open the pre seed again. Oh joy this will be my 12th cycle really really sick of ttfc, think I might just order some frozen sperm off the Internet

Iced I will be your friend if you pay me enough. Well muffins will do. I am convinced I am not going to get pregnant this month and am only just ovulating. No PMA for me then.

Hello Lou

I'm feeling the same sick of swi with no result, I just want to be pregnant why is it so easy for some people?
Have you been swi because sperm can hang around for a while so you could still have a chance.

Had sex yesterday and Saturday morning. Might have it later if I can summon the energy.

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Those tests are not the only thing you should look at. I had one cycle where I didn't get a positive OPK still had a temp rise though. It'll be ok Lucy one day we will all win our new babies and then all this crap will be forgotten. Well maybe not.

All this TTFC is the stuff of satan. Its made sex which used to be fun dull-ish most of the time.

Evenin all! Has anyone else been for a joint appointment at docs? Apparently the doctor dh went to see wants to see us both in a couple of weeks time. Aaaaaargh! What will he/she ask? I'm sure I will blub, as I blub a lot at the moment, and I have blubbed on my doc.

Good luck with the swi lou! I am just finishing with the rtd so not yet for us.

Evening ladies,

umbongo when ttc #1 dh and I came with me to my first gynae appointment when investigating my long cycles. I did very nearly blub. You know when they start talking really nicely to you because they understand how 'stressful' it must be. That makes it worse for me. Glad dh was there.

I have news. After 14 sessions of swi, a cycle of 44 days, a stomach bug on cd17, a bfn on cd30, a guestimated ovulation on cd29, spotting on cd36, I finally got a BFP!!!

Am cautious after last Nov's mc at around 5 weeks. Hoping this one sticks.

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Huge congratulations digitalgirl Good luck and I really hope that this one sticks for you!

You are right, I can talk to people I don't know well, (or you lot who I don't know at all!) about ttc and can be fine, but when someone who I care about or who cares about me (or who is pretending to care like a doctor!) does the "Are you All Right" question then I just dissolve!

Congrats digi may your bean be sticky. You deserve it a BFP after 14 sessions.....

Where are you all????

Still here - after much SWI this month looks like my period will be here soon. Have no idea why it aint sticking! Also 10 days late!!!

xxx