The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

Is he on anti-depressants or something? Do you live at a high altitude? Is he a terribly repressed catholic?

I'm having disturbing thoughts of how I could utilise a rabid badger, a vice, a rusty drill and a Michael McIntyre.

There's an AIBU fred bout the Twunt

Morgan Freeman is on my Silver Fox list.

ThisIsntMe I has had same fing happen... a few times... Bloke reckoned it was only when had been a while between fucking... not sure if should have admitted that...

It can be hard not to to scream - but I is missing out on the IMPORTANT BIT!!!!!!

Def no Bumsex,after a 3rd degree tear with last very large headed sprog it took me over a year before dh was allowed near me at all and tmi back door is still not quite right so no kicking of it or anything else.
Said to Dh just " just think, i could be up the duff right now" and he looked blank and said"Why,how, i dont want anymore kids" WTF???

iggy frankly if you ARE up for sharing on UVVERPLACE then I'd weep with joy as I could too but totally geddit if you don't wanna be outed as per such in Nearly-RL.

ski - Gah. religiousness might have summat to do but .. umph .. don't want to explain toooooooo much. There are ELEMENTS in the equation, izall.

Maybe of course I'm just unspeakably terrible in bed. It's more than likely.

WHERE'S MY GIN?

thisisntme You were alright in bed when I had a bash at you.

ski yebbut you'd make a eunuch spunky innit

ThisIsntMe fink am pretty much outed anyway having typed it anyway - is in UVVERPLACE wiv story about friend too...

iggy so (bear with me, am tearful and blonde and helpless and not operating at full capacity!) can I find you there and talk to you about knobs? If so HOW in God's name?!

If that's not what you mean tell me to fuck off. That'll be like, the sexiest thing to happen to me today

ThisIsntMe ok - I is confused... I assumed you already knew who I was... You can click contact poster and speak to me that way if you like tho?

Jeez you lot, give a BESH a chance to catch up.

Congrats poo on the genius gift to gin and good luck for the HSG.

scorps It is with great sadness that I read the news of Light Flow.

floaty hello. Clarko is plain WRONG. [WINK]

Isn'tme sorry about your situation... But I thought you were already in t'uther place

gaz doctors are cunts.

curly hello duckie. I'm confused beyond description but that's my own fault, plus, my usual state of being. (also for the record I do hate how self-involved I'm being today).

I am ON t'other place assume it's FaceCrack but I dunno any BESHES there cos I's a newbee see.

However stumping out five English sterling to stalk igggy from the privacy of a MESSAGE thing and mayhap from thenceforth uvverplaice will be revealed. . .

thisisn't I fear your use of language might just be revealing you as one of the very recent newbies, non?

curly and you can fuck off with your insight and all

Yes I am. Doubly fucking irritating for everyone to have to listen to my SELF INVOLVED ENDLESS WANKING ON.

You have to pay

don't pay.... that's wrong...

Tank girl? It ain't you izzit????

Nah can't be acksherly.

Am confused as to how you are a revisting BESH and yet a newbie. And now I can't concentrate on your dilemma as I am trying to work out who you are...

Or if you are a spy.... [suspicious eyes emoticon]

why don't you say who you are? A clue at least...pleeeeease

gin I joined like THIS WEEK pal. with a screamingly pretentious unpronounceable name.

I only dinna say who I was because I'd basically informed the entire world who I am via reference to HABITS and OCCUPATIONS and it doesn't seem fair on my best-beloved, even if I do wanna kick 'im in the nackers right now.

iggypoptart I messaged you on this thing but you might have to pay to get my message and I BEG YOU DON'T 'tis not worthit. Maybe I should set up AnuvverPlace FakeBook fake email account or summat.

Oh and Jumping Jehosephat all so I can talk candidly about SESSUAL PROBLEMS. My life SUCKZ BALLZ.

In fact ignore me. There, I said it. I'll crawl back into my hole of barren, barren, unloved untouched miserable humiliated shameful shame and flush gin up my fanny. I gather you get drunk quicker that way.

I fink I know who it is anyway - thisisntme I can think of a free way of you contacting me. I'll just set up an email address, post the address here - you can then email me there.. Want me to do that?

Pooy good luck for the thingy today.

ThisIsntMe - it is a sad fact of life that TTC takes much of the joy and spontaneity out of sex. I have friends who have been trying for many years who now have to use viagra as part of their foreplay every time they SWI. I never tell my other half anything about cycle days and FFJ as ignorance on his behalf makes the whole thing easier and more enjoyable and less pressured for both of us - my stressing and planning and counting days and testing etc is enough on its own. The poor things, them coming is literally the ONLY thing they have to do before we actually give birth to a baby, it is also the one thing that needs to happen before a baby is possible - that's a hell of a lot of pressure and responsibility! I don't have any advice really, sorry. Do you SFF as well at the mo? I find that a BJ to start things off can be pretty helpful when things are not moving along!That's my nugget of wisdom for today!

iggy yes please lovely person yes please and thank you thank you...

twinkle that's so helpful, I can't tell you. TBH the issue (no pun intended phnar) is been verylong running and I think actually TCC has just about put the nail in that particular coffin and no mishtake.

We've not SFF very often for many years now and I think suddenly having to SWI on demand is just too much.

BJs don't do much for him really - nothing much does I'm THIS CLOSE to buying him a good quality whore to keep his pecker up...

ok then - try this...

BESHginpalace at hotmail.com

am wondering how many other emails I'll get

iggy I've just spoken to the Baby Jesus and you're going straight to gin heaven.