The GOF-express is rampant, meanwhile the wagons been totally pimped! A ttc and waiting to TTC thread!

[Broodybabywannabe]

Here we go ladies! hope titles ok!

Lets hope for more BFPS!!

Thanks LL . I just get so embarrased about the whole thing . Of course will have to make sure my bikini line is in tip-top shape

lol i need to trim mine too

I keep thinking I must go for my smear (I'm about 3 years overdue for one) but then I think 'oh but I can't, I have hairy legs etc, I'll do them tonight then I'll ring in the morning..... I'll just pop on to MN for a minute first...... oh it's bed time'

Ho hum.

Mine is a mess as well. Right ladies I am off now so have a good evening and speak tomorrow...

nigbht LL, ive never has a smear...should i off??

LOL at all this trimming talk . No doubt I will becoem over zealous with the razor and end up with bald patches .
BB, never had a smear , how did you manage to get out of that then?

well im only 21 diege, so i didnt know whether i should of? oh-er another thing to fret over!

No BB we dont need to have them yet. MW said so today when she asked if I had ever had one.

My feet ache.

Sorry BB and GJ about DP's. MY DH is gorgeous today. He bought me a chinese as a present for coping with having my blood taken.

Hope everyone is ok and that your migrane goes quickly NAT.

Hi Kay!! mmm, chinese lurverly . Gosh you and BB are spring chickens!! (I feel very old, though I was asked for ID a few months ago in Bargain Booze - not bad for nearly 38 ). Think it's 25 for smears?? You've got so much to look forward to
Didn't realise your dh was being a PITA too BB? (must read back over thread properly!!) GJ, I have a feeling your dh will crumble pretty soon .
Ooh big night, Apprentice is on !!! Must get dds butties done then I can relax!

aw kays that was nice of him, DPs been acting odd and snappy lately anyway, he is having a tuff time at wrk i think...

glad we dnt need a smear!! feeling a bit queasy today imaging symptom?moi? never!

xposts sorry diege...yeah he was being a bumhead lol he's being gd now tho!

lucky us...a lady with fingers in our fanjo's.... lol!!

Lol, the fingers are the least of my problems, you shoudl see the cold metal speculum . And I always have the fear of you know [whispers] the old fanny fart fear (fff for short) when they ntake it out. Not that I ever have [of course) but there's always that fear..

lol sounds a hoot a minute that one!!! perhaps i cld ask um to throw it in with the indignity of childbirth? least the FFF would be at the back of my mind behing pooping!!

Lol at fff Never done it during a smear THANK GOD. But it has happened during sex a few times over the years. Luckily DH and I so comfortable it is fine - I just have a giggle about it.

lol my dP is fascinted by them, wants me to do them on demand lol silly man

Ha ha....they are very odd things and not like normal farts in that you can't hold them in, they just happen. For me, it is when we change positions lots during sex [did I just over-share??] We did say nothing was TMI...

lol ahh you have my sympathy cosmo!! i aggree too that is when they are most likely to sneak in ha ha!! Cosmo on FF has it still predicted your fertile periods depite long cycle?

From ffs to ff! I'm not sure how FF is predicting stuff because it has no cycle history to work from. According to the calendar I will be fertile in two weeks, but with the EWCM I am assuming I am fertile now and then should have period in a couple of weeks. Don't think it can really predict without some sort of cycle history though.

Phew, it's not just me then . Worried for a minute there that no-one would know what I was talking about . I will think of you all and clench tomorrow when she 'removes the appendage'.
Right, Alan Sugar is calling my name..

thats what i thought its predicted me to be fertile week after next, and predicted AF too, but only has one period to work from, its just nice havign something there i spose!!

Yeah, it is quite nice to have it and when my cycle gets into some routine, should be really handy. Right, think I'm going to join Diege and see what those muppets on Apprentice are up to this week. Night BB x

night all im off to watch red dwarf xx

Morning all.

DS decided to get up with DH this morning. I am still tired and I am willing DS to go back to sleep so I can nap on the sofa.

WOOHOO!!! 2 weeks off work now!! I am so looking forward to London except not being able to come online. I'm sure there will be a new thread I'll have to find.

Hope everyone is ok.

Morning Kayz, two weeks off - sounds like bliss.

No EWCM this morning - am a bit confused now. Thought it was meant to last for a few days... Anyone know if just one day is normal? Guess it could still return....

Hi Cosmo.

I only had it for 1 day last month when I concieved. So maybe it is normal to only have it one day.