Spunk me up! - Bus 18

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

@SarahTTC2020 amazing!! Are you letting yourself feel excited now? Hmm maybe, I hope we can have a make up bonkfest I really do but he's so stubborn, he doesn't know its fertile week either!

@Katao I've apologised and he just said he needs time to cool off🙄

@Jaysdream7 Hahahaha that is a good plan, not sure if it would work with him being in this mood he's in though, I was wearing my red lacy extra sexy nightie last night, and he didn't even touch me😩 usually he LOVES that outfit!! I think plan B maybe more realistic at the minute!!

I remember when trying to conceive my second me and my partner had a blazing row over something. I waited until he was asleep and then tried to climb on top hoping in his exhausted sleep state he’d just lay there and let me dtd. It was the day before ovulation (desp times). He woke up turned on the light and said wtf are you doing woman! Needless to say it never happened that month! No one rejects me 🤣. He didn’t get it for ages.......well until I was in my fertile window 🤣

@Minster2012 when will you be testing??

Hmmm @Vil10 that's not great, I'm with @Jaysdream7 I'd be like "I'm really sorry, it's a shame cos I was thinking about our amazing bonkfest holiday earlier & it seems my body can't help but get wet thinking those shower moments (describe one) and I was hoping I could make it up to you tonight by ...."

@SarahTTC2020 also not jealous at all with my 0 progesterone (though obviously lots of synthetic going up me foof currently) and ABSOLUTELY delighted for you🥰❤️🙌🏻

@2020mission I mean, a new thread might not be that far away 😂but hopefully you've got some choc for AF and onto the next xxx

OMG @Jaysdream7 that's so weird DH & I had a convo last night after we watched half a weird channel 4 programme about porn stars (I think?) did anyone see it?? About "what would you do if you woke up & I was effectively raping you?" Both of us decided neither of us would like it 😂🤣

@Missgoldilocks tomorrow morning 🤞🏻

Omg yay for tomorrow morning @Minster2012 will have everything on me crossed!!
So I'm supposed to be cd1 today and I'm usually light to medium flow but today it's very light! Like hardly any blood...should I read into this?! I suppose the sonographer will tell me all I need to know later. Hurry up 430 lol!

Ohhh that's interesting @notyetamumbuttrying and yousaid you had brown blood yesterday didn't you? What dpo would you be if it isn't cd 1? Fingers crossed for your scan later. So would they be able to tell if there is something to tell?

Phew! Think I'm all caught up now. I sat down with a cuppa this morning thinking I'll catch up on everyone and then reply, by the time I'd caught up it was time to do things.

I am up for a secret fb group if that's still happening? No chance of mutual friends with me I don't think, too far away.

Someone needs to talk me away from the pregnancy tests. When we started ttc I bought 20 of the cheap strip tests, but now they're here, they're easy, they're cheap... I was peeing on them left right and centre last month even though I knew I probably wasn't pregnant, trying to have more control this month.

Should have done the sensible thing of waiting till I'd missed AF then ordering and now every time I pee they're just there... staring at me.

And I'm only 7dpo. Send help. Someone confiscate them.

In other news I've been feeling like my hormones are raging and I'm mad at the world, so at 1am last night I googled and of course it's an early pregnancy sign. Is anything not an early pregnancy sign?

I'm comforting myself with a bag of Tyrells. Almost as good as .

@Jaysdream7 hahaha that is literally what my OH would do if I tried it when he was fuming!

@Minster2012 I might consider trying it but I really don't think he'll cave, I think I'll be majorly rejected😟 I think all I can do is give him his space tonight, let him go to his friends, and then see tomorrow and hope then he'll bonk me all over the show for the next 5 days🤞🏼

Ya @Vil10 give him today to cool off. You probably have a couple of days, I'm sure you will get a make up session in by then.
Uh @NestinginNL I'm asbad with the cheap tests. I'm not buying anymore. My cycles have been so all over the place I dint even know when I'm late half the time so must have peed on like 10 of the buggers ladt month 🙈 think i might be over poas! Not motivated to test really. Don't want to kill the dream! Had the urgeat 6dpo but didn't for obvious reasons but 10dpo now and feeling chicken 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm pretty sure the sonographer will work it out either way then, either make flow forthcoming or not 🤷‍♀️

@NestinginNL im just gonna be blunt, maybe I'm not the biggest fan of crisps but you must be drinking some shit wine mate if your tyrells are as good 😂, and welcome to the world of "oh yeah EVERYTHING is either PMS or pregnancy" oh thanks for nothing google. @Franklydear fancy a trip to the Netherlands to confiscate some sticks?? Think Nesting needs you 😬

@Vil10 did you read him the sneak peak from my novel?? How can he reject you after that?? I'm offended. 😲

@Minster2012 ohhh how do you feel?? Any symptoms so to speak? I can't wait to have sex tonight cd14 for me and I'm roasting for it 😂 gagging for itttttt woohoo let's hope for some luck this time around!

@notyetamumbuttrying if it's super light may not class it as cd1 but it could get heavier x

@Missgoldilocks I've had sharp pains they day after transfer, so I was doubled over, then quite a few twinges after that & a bit of pulling, but only a bit and not each day. Felt really crampy this morning right in the centre of my pelvic region but only lasted about an hour. All of which a google search will tell you easily down to progesterone too & don't forget I'm on progesterone so I really don't know 🤔

@Didi95 I had a slow rise! Don't worry. I acctually had a slower rise the month I got my BFP 😉

@Katao I know! If it isn't cd1 it's 13dpo so too late for implantation sadly. I really don't know, I guess?!
@Minster2012 yes, very true!! Sat waiting for the bus, I'm gonna be late if it doesn't bloody hurry up!! 😬
@Missgoldilocks have swapped to pads now so can monitor better.

@Vil10 I just saw something on facebook that said when female lions are horny and ovulating they follow the males round and bite their balls until they do the deed with them 2x or more a day. Could try that if he doesn't cool off? Or actually that may make things worse...

@Katao yeah if it doesn't happen for me this cycle I won't rebuy when I've used them up, I'll make it so I have none in the house and have to order. Rookie mistake! I ovulated late this month so I had nearly a fortnight of ovulation test peeing... you'd think I'd be over the urge but nope. Is there a POAS rehab?

@Minster2012 shhhh don't ruin the lies I'm telling myself about them being any sort of replacement 😂😂good old "could be a symptom" symptoms. Last month it was big boobs, this month it's being a grump, next month it'll be an ingrown toenail or something. Everything's a sign.

@Missgoldilocks crossing fingers for some good luck for you! 🍆🍆🍆

@Missgoldilocks very jel of your session later btw!
@Minster2012 I'm on the bus 😅
@NestinginNL we had a pic about the lions a while back, courtesy of @lucyrp or @Minster2012 I think! Hilarious 🤣

Can I join? Kinda first cycle TTC but kinda not ( only as I only stopped taking the pill on the 27th sep but I'm too impatient to wait a cycle to start. )

2020 has well and truly been a shit show for me with my wedding being moved 4 times now to 2022 so hoping that I'll get pregnant soon and at least some good will come out of this year.

The pill really made my sex drive none-existent. now we are TTC my partner doesn't know what's hit him, I don't think we've had this much action in months. I know it most likely won't happen this month but I'm so impatient, wish it was the 30th already so I'd know either way, does it get any easier or am I destined to be a crazy peeing on things lady for the rest of my TTC journey?

Haha just some casual raping there @Jaysdream7 !

@vil10 sounds a bit infuriating though how poorly he's communicated that to you though! Def go to bed in your birthday suit though in case he gets tempted when coming to bed!

@NestinginNL guess what animal my DS has just passed me ....I love that!! Absolutely brilliant! @Jaysdream7 there's next months is its necessary 🤭 not nighttime pouncing but ball biting

So ladies can we stop talking about POAS please cos I'm meant to not be thinking about it 😬I'm absolutely bricking it.

So here's some random quiz questions for you write down your answers and mark yourselves later (food children & husbands butting in notwithstanding it will take a while so I can just post answers tomorrow!):

1 - how many teeth does an aardvark have?
A) 4 B) 0 C) 18

2- it is illegal to do what in a vineyard?
A) land a flying saucer. B). Spit. C) have sex

3 - what is Hugh Hefner's jet plane called?
A) Big Bunny. B) Bunny King. C) Flying Bunny

@notyetamumbuttrying oh I’m glad it’s been sent already 😂 couldn’t get the pic to download as it was from a fb post. Such a grumpy lion 😅

@lilacflower12 hi! you’re only one month ahead of me, I came off the pill “to rebalance for three months before trying” and then we just started trying anyway. It was supposed to be casual trying but definitely was not.

I am a bit more calm this month but not much tbh. Had a dream about a positive test last night and see above comments for how much I’m trying not to poas 🤣

That’s rough! Moved 4 times! At least now with it being 2022 you can relax a bit and enjoy this new phase ☺️ We did our wedding in Italy last year and I’m so thankful we rushed it a bit rather than waiting. It was more than stressful enough with family drama. Who saw this shit show world coming?

Oops sorry @Minster2012 🤭 posted that before I saw your comment about the forbidden topic.

Quiz questions done ✅ also if I tidy the dog stuff later I have a “dog toy or sex toy thing to post” to help distract...

He actually said to me in another row at least I don’t rape you at night!!! Knob!! Think he secretly loved it but his bloody ego wouldn’t let him cave!! I’m on cycle 2 this month of ttc. Tested negative at 8/9 dpo and zero symptoms so not testing anymore until af late. Next month might try some supps? I’m 40 so feel time not kind...hence my abuse of my dearest!

Feel like the new girl at school here quietly thinking I’m going to like this place 😃