Spunk me up! - Bus 18

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

So just had a fair bit of ewcm, so I think maybe premom was right and ov is this Friday?? Gonna carry on using opks and see what happens but now I'm thinking maybe the "ewcm" on holiday was actually spunk?? I don't know😩😂

Can I join please? What would you all like to know. What creds do I need to be In this crazy arse gang? 🤪

@blodyn91 omg I love it ! Love frugi as @Minster2012 said it's lush! 😍

@Minster2012 I was meaning more legs, but you wear what you want tough....🤪😂
@Jaysdream7 the only condition we have is you must over share, see above🤦🏼‍♀️🙈

@Jaysdream7 oversharing and a sense of humour lol! Welcome! Where are you at in your TTC journey?

@Minster2012 speaking of foofs - mine is getting professionally deforested tonight and I'm so excited.

@vil10 that's the worst about DTD so often. U cant tell if its ewcm or spunk 🤣

@Jaysdream7 as the others say, sense of humour, oversharing, not giving a shit about language helpful, use of the word "moist" & "seeping" now pretty prevalent thanks to @Vil10 & @Newbie0818's BONKFEST I think @Vil10 is actually swimming in spunk right now whether she's ovulated or not 😂 & in the corner there we've got cool as a (hairy) cucumber former llama drama @Franklydear slyly bonking away keeping us all on some kind of straight and narrow.

Just gonna put this here

Also I've got some quiz questions for you, some random ones and some "topical" I can put some down & give answers later then do more??

It's bake off night too don't forget 😂

@Minster2012 so your postie didn't steal and pee on them for you then! Congratulations 😂

Welcome @Jaysdream7!

@vil10 maybe you're getting a double ovulation, I've read it can happen 😂 or maybe the holiday was just spunk as you say... 😂

@Juno231 I do love a professional deforestation. Enjoy!

@Juno231 I am too much of a prude for professional deforestation
@Minster2012 I am a complicated woman, and the things you don’t know about.... ps no longer hairy

@Minster2012 when are u testing? I love a good test 🤣🤣 im praying to god this is ur time ❤❤ xx

@Minster2012 ohh you can test any time now 😆 also did you get those for a fiver on amazon? I snapped up some when I saw they were that low

Ooooommmmmgggggg! I'm far too excited for you @Minster2012! Have you talked DH around? Is tomorrow testday?

@2020mission for a fiver, you say? I still have prime... I didn’t want to have any in the house but...

Hi anyone on here bbt? I've been doing it for a few months and just realised I have a slow rise after ovulation? Apparently this is normal but just checking before I freak out and go to the doctors 😂

@Juno231 & @Franklydear my hair (in general) is very thick, and coarse, and for years and years I went to the same beauty lady who did all my waxing & she said as I started my treatment that my pubic area's hair became coarser & worse and worse to wax, once her false nail broke as she was pulling so hard. She was bloody good but since DS I haven't been back since it's just not worth it. (I have done SOMETHING with in 2 years though might I add) just not waxed. Creamed. 😂🤣

@BellsB1 yep now the proud owner of a few sticks. Obviously as soon as they arrived I wanted to wee. Bloody body. But I won't. Now I'm scared. @Catherinettc totally shitting a brick now. Can we focus on @Katao please?? She's also wanting to test. Yes I've told DH I will be testing tomorrow whether he likes it or not...then Friday etc no matter what the result tomorrow is 😂

@2020mission no mine were from dr fertility as I can't use our amazon prime account as it's our business account and can be seen by most of our employees 😬

@Franklydear cucumbers don't need tests, step away from the tests. A couple of quid now isn't worth the worry in a few weeks

@Minster2012 aaw it will be ok. We are all here to hold ur hand (virtually of course 🤣🤣 imagine us all squeezed into ur bathroom 🤦‍♀️🤣)

@Katao cmon hurry up and poas! 🤣🤣 xx

😂 @Minster2012 well I'm kind of a day behind you anyway. Aw seriously though I kind of want to let you have your testing limelight. You have waitedlong enough for it 😘

@Franklydear just looked and it's back up to £6.49, the fiver was a day or so ago. Still not a bad price for pack of 2 though!

@Minster2012 I like that you clarified you had done something, your poor beautician and her nail! I thought it was meant to get easier, not harder!

Get rid of that wee before you can put a stick near it, like I did yesterday 😂 don't worry, it will be fine, we will all be here (and not crammed into your bathroom, not sure we'd be adhering to social distancing rules if we were!)

@Franklydear I have 10 tests in the house now, and it is horrible. I'm on AF and still looking at them longingly 😂 step away from Amazon!

I think AF is finally here. @Juno231 it will be a while before a new thread is on the way but it's looking like 2nd November for my next test date, if you're keeping note 📝

@2alreadywantanother literally in that situation right now and it's so annoying😂

@Minster2012 seeping and moist🤢😂 also I was swimming in spunk, but not so much now😩 also I'm SO excited for you to test!!

@BellsB1 I think it was probably spunk, would explain why I've been extra wet these last few days because it's leading up to ov!

So with Ov day now probably most likely on Friday, obviously me and OH have fallen out😩 not going to go into much detail but it was my fault, it started last night and I knew straight away he was annoyed when he didn't spoon me in bed, as soon as we get in bed he spoons me until I'm almost asleep then gets comfy himself and he didn't last night, then this morning I leave for work before him and every morning without fail I give him a kiss and we say bye love you, this morning he wouldn't lift his head up to give me a kiss and when I asked why he said "can't be arsed", anyway since then he's text to say how annoyed he is and he won't be in for tea tonight and won't be home when I get home, so now not only am I upset we've fallen out but I'm also pissed off that we should be starting a new bonkfest ready for my egg being released but now there's not a very high chance I'll be seeing any dick😩

Oh @Vil10 maybe it's just more cm as an early pg sign 😘 or you're just going to have to apologise and have a make up bonkfest!

I had my Day 21 bloods back yesterday (progesterone was 62) and was able to inform her about my bfp and get booked in with a midwife in 2 weeks time. Almost feels real now...

Aw @Vil10 thats such a pity and bad timing. You say it was your fault....will an apology do any good or does he need a bit of time to be annoyed?

That's great @SarahTTC2020! Not bitter and jealous over here with my 0.2 progesterone at all 😂😂 no seriously delighted for you 😘

Hi @Vil10 when he next comes in just be casually ironing his shirts wearing your sexiest get up! Failing that put sleeping tablets in his drink and get your wicked way whilst he’s asleep! Xx