PMA Express to BFP #4

[Hippychic79]

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

Xxx

archies & bella hope you ladies managed to get some sleep in the end ... haven't seen that time in the morning for a long long time!
You're right bella i do not drink but dp and I had a fight obviously provoked by me but it was his fault that I'm not upduffed so I ended up in the pub where my mate works ... who can say no to a free voddy?!!!
Thanks moo - overnight she's made her presence fully known so I won't be wasting a pg test .... I knew anyway.

Enjoy the sunshine ladies xxx

there's absolutely no harm in a couple of drinks on the day when you are the least pregnant of your cycle chic, and the fact that it's free, even better! #thatsagoodmatetohave

hope it wasn't a long lasting fight though. AF is a fucker for bringing on the fighting talk so hope you sort it all out ok xxx

Well guess which little unwanted visitor turned up at mine this morning! And although I wasn't tracking OV this month I'm pretty sure she's a few days early

So I'm looking on the PMA side of things, and Clearblue contacted me about a new clinical trial they are doing with a brand new type of OV test (I'm not allowed to discuss it annoyingly) and they are sending me all of the equipment out soon, so although I wanted another relaxed cycle, it will be quite exciting trying this out. I'll keep you all updated (as much as I'm allowed to )

#archiestheMI5agent

Hope you enjoyed your vodka hippy. You deserved it!

@archiesmamabird that's good that there checking for you. Will give some peace of mind at least. I found that experienced with GPs is very different for ppl. Lucky if you get a nice one! 😊

Ahh shit I've just read back and seen he bastard witch arrived for you. sigh. Sounds exciting about this new device though?

Looks like we're waiting a few days then for any more possible testers and BFP's?! I wanted more people to migrate onto graduate list. #sake

ohhh @ArchiesMamaBird has a covert operation on the go, well jel! massive good luck with it and please share as much as HQ allow, without compromising your position or letting your platoon down #GIjane #CBsecretagent

sorry about AF rocking up, she's had a busy weekend eh ladies... cmon AF calm doon hen, what's with all these visits. give my #girlgang a break will ya!

just about to venture out into my garden for the first time (moved in last july and was busy wedding planning - don't judge me) to start making it pretty. have my goggles on, i'm sure my neighbours will get a good old laugh at my expense #allaboutthelaughs

have a fabulous day ladies. my snot is still tripping me up but sudafed to the rescue, my nose will be drier than a dry mans dry bits just shortly #boomsnotbegone

@bellamoon I can fit an entire fruit pastilles lolly in my mouth at once 😆 #nogagreflex #makesamansmile #secretsexskills

Sorry you're feeling poorly chick. Hope it passes quickly and you get back on the project xx

My boy is still poorly 😢 I don't know how to fix him and it's scary.

@rainbowsockstoday #superimpressed #deepthroatlolly. get well soon little rainbowsocks xx

Oh rainbow what a time you're having 😢 Stay strong, let it out on here if you need to, hoping little rainbow is better soon. Xx

Bella you are becoming our daily addiction!!! You make us all laugh so much!! #lifeandsouloftheparty #bellasgirlgang #wehatemenwithdrybits!!! Xx

So sorry the witch turned up Archie but how exciting you're going undercover!!! #wewontletyoursecretout #looselipssinkships!! Xx

Hippy I hope you and your oh have made up, I completely understand how frustrating it is when af turns up and it feels like you want to blame them for not trying / upduffing you!! Xx

haha oh don't @sarahboro1 you'll make me paranoid that i have to be funny then the really shit jokes will come out the bag due to pressure! you seen what happened with the list due to pressure #underachiever

i do have to laugh, not feeling 100% as you all know (i'm not a soldier when unwell) but DH convinces me to get some work done in the garden so i glove up, goggles on and start pottering about weeding etc. he had a bit of grass the size of a table tennis board to dig up and i hear dig dig, huff huff "babe there's tree roots under here". i think no shit sherlock, that's a tree you're standing under but reply "ok babe we'll try dig round them cos the grass needs to come up for..." before i'm even finished my sentence i hear "hi there, i saw your advert on gumtree, im looking for a gardener to come round asap to lift some turf and lay some stones". honest to god, he lasted 20 minutes if he's lucky #giverupper

just as well i didn't marry him for his gardening skills #knowwhatimean #winkwink #nudgenudge

Yeeesss to vodka @Hippychic79! Cd1/2 are the days to really enjoy not being pregnant and live carefree for a little while. It's good for you!

@BellaMoon boo to the lurgy 😔 but yay to excellent vision!

@ArchiesMamaBird that's so intriguing! Love that it has to be undercover! It'll make the next cycle interesting if nothing else!

@rainbowsockstoday Is it scarlet fever your Ds has? It's doing the rounds. A few of my friends little ones have had it. Antibiotics have done the trick but it's a nasty one, especially with the rash on the tongue. Hate it when they're poorly and you can't fix them 😔 mummy cuddles are the best medicine though.

Despite having a very chilled fw I'm already symptom spotting. Managed to tell myself to shut it and have distracted myself with many bbqs in this lovely weather instead! DD has been an overtired monster this weekend after all the late nights on holiday. Exhausting! I'm eyeing up the Easter eggs we've already got accumulating for DD...she really doesn't need all that chocolate!!

Ha @BellaMoon that sounds familiar!! Except DH is the one adamant he can manage and I'm the one going online for help!! He told em he was going to build a storage unit for the spare room. I'm sat there nodding away and encouraging him whilst secretly browsing the ikea website 😂😂

@cakesalot yes he has Scarlett fever. I haven't taken a photo tonight of his body but it's getting worse by the hour and looked like this at lunchtime. His tongue is currently a thick white colour so that's going to peel soon and hurt underneath. He's currently on antibiotics (has been a week) but they're not working well because he's presenting with symptoms of a penicillin allergy too.

It's very quiet here tonight DH is watching golf and I'm trying to write my feelings diary for my therapist tomorrow. Where do I start 😂

Oh the poor mite @rainbowsockstoday bless him. Back to the docs then? Hope he's getting some good restorative sleep xx

Ooo rainbow bless him that sounds awful!!! Hugs to you both. Xx

Bella a bit of pressure is good for us!! Makes us up the ante!! 😂 #ibelieveicanfly #funnybones. Xx

He'll be ok. He's a tough little cookie. It's lucky we aren't ttc because I've been sleeping in his little bed all week 😆

Good evening girls !!

Just having a wee Catch up been a busy weekend!

Sorry to all the Girls who have AF silly witch!!!

I feel quite quesy tonight and sore boobs but just got a BFN. Apprenely AF not due until next week so maybe too early but just thought I was maybe having symptoms that it would show up on test 😭 Anyway not out woods until AF arrives I suppose!!! PMA PMA!!!

@rainbow he's a wee cutie 😍

poorly but mega cute @rainbowsockstoday 💕

sooo apparently sudafed has caffeine in it... big mistake.... HUGE mistake! #ticktock

currently trying to deep throat an ice lolly 😂 anything to take my mind off BFP/AF #gonnabealongweek

Awww @bella rookie mistake!!! I'm on the nightshift wish I was in bed 😭😭😭

Xxx

rainbow your ds is so cute! Hope he feels better soon.

Ovia has been moving my fw around like a lunatic so am just going for loads of DTD and hoping for the best haha!

Wishing everyone some pma for a shorter working week (apologies to anyone who has to work the bank hols )

Thank you for condoning my voddies ladies, despite the sunshine my PMA crashed like fuck over the weekend and I am still struggling to get it back on track! Had another vodka last night which put me in bed at 7:30pm…. #spotthelightweight 😊
CD 1-5 is an absolute fucker… and I fully empathise with everyone who has had to entertain the witch this weekend. When is she going to get the hint that she’s just not welcome.
And thank you Sarahb for empathising about my argument with DP – in his defence he doesn’t know how hard I’ve been trying to get upduffed, but that doesn’t stop me blaming him in my head every cycle. I’m fucking ovulating, I’m eating the right food at the right time, I rarely drink, I’ve given up smoking (although I did have a few at the weekend as it’s the only thing that seems to help, that and the voddy), I’ve cut down on caffeine and I’ve read so much about ttc, I feel like I could go on mastermind with it as my specialist subject…. I’m like come on mother nature …. Give me a fucking break here ffs!!!

Archies I’m sorry she showed up for you too. I was genuinely hoping and praying that the relaxed approach would net us our BFP’s. Good luck with your covert operation, we promise we won’t tell …. #girlgangcodeofsilencepledge

Bella thank you for your posts #youareourguiltydailypleasure #nopressurechic #justbeyourself #weloveyou #weloveyourhashtags #weloveyourgags

Rainbow your ds is so sweet, all I can think of to say right now is #d:reamthingscanonlygetbetter the oldies amongst us will remember that one

Cakes Happy symptom spotting 😊 We are due another BFP so fx for you hun

Amanda Sorry to hear you got a BFN, fair play for having the guts to test though. FX your BFP is just being shy

Olicat Thank you for reminding me it’s a shorter week this week… and next week… I really need some time away from work…. The weekends just don’t seem long enough by the time I’ve done the house work and shopping, it’s Monday again #rocknroll #livingthedream

@hippychick79 as someone in love with professor Brian Cox I am well aware of #thingscanonlygetbetter 😂 he is my D:ream boat 😍 honestly though I think about him a lot. More than I would say is healthy!

Hope your little boy is starting to feel better now rainbow - he's so cute! And full of mischief still judging by the photo!

I was exactly the same with alcohol hippy - I was always the 'One can dan' out my group of friends! Made for a cheap night Haha! Which cycle is this for you now? Like you say, you've done all your research and trying new things so you're bound to be rewarded soon! Get DP on the Brazil nuts subtly - they're supposed to help with sperm?

Sorry about the BFN amanda - hopefully just too early to test!

Hope you managed to get some sleep bella - or at least successfully deep-throated your 'ice lolly' 😉

Nothing much happening on my front- hit the 9 week mark (hopefully!) this weekend. Had no bleeding since last week but I'm getting my scan tomorrow morning after my nightshift, so keep all your fingers & toes crossed for me that the little bean has progressed to a pecan nut with a good, strong heartbeat!

Hippy I am with you 100%!! I am literally doing everything right, and cannot understand why it isn't happening for us I asked DH to stop drinking for a bit this month (he's not a heavy drinker, but I've cut right back so I think he should give it a go too) and I've asked him to try and give up smoking again too. Although hos argument is that we were both drinking/social smoking when DS was conceived so that obvs can't be the problem

Dolly Good luck tomorrow, I'm sure everything will be just fine

Rainbow your DS is so gorgeous, here's hoping he's feeling better super quickly.

Amanda It's still early yet, and you are definitely not out unless AF shows up

Come on #girlgang, we need some BFP's to get this PMA back on track