Hut of Gl/Doom tercera- We hate babydust and we don't care.

[duchesse]

I'm imaging this one as more of an Eeyore stick hut type thing. Maybe Eeyore is actually still in residence.

Gently pats Cryptonomicon's back

Have just seen a diet book advertised ina magazine called The Revenge Diet! I like the way the title sounds angry cos if I feel angry I'm more likely to commit to something. So I might just lick the chocolate cake plate and then go off and buy the book.....

dh mentioned sex last night ....... WTF!!!!!!

Sorry to hear, Crypto, it is a b***d, indeed. AF arrived here yesterday but I knew she was coming so switched into weird neutral mode for most of the day. Not sure this is entirely healthy. What will I do if this never happens? What will I do? What will I do?

This hut...it's made of some sort of timber, is it? I'm off to a dark corner to see if I can kick a whole in the wall.

My dp tried it on last night, only he had just eaten scampi and was also keen to tell me that he had given himself a "haircut" in the pant region. I just laughed.....!

fuck wank bollocks.

just had a text from woman who was in my pnd group, who was due same time as me in 2nd mc and who i saw 1w before i knew about ep (who i told about my pg) shes just had a baby boy 8lb12. thats so good for her.

i loathe myself for sitting here sobbing

HOLE not whole.

Sorry Soreheart, crossed posts. Wasn't being heartless.
Can I suggest a greek plate smashing corner in The Hut? Or darts and some pictures of irritating people?

Well tell us if it's any good, feedmenow!
I'm soooooo hungry. Trying to be good and give up eating crap for Lent, and trying to lose some pounds so people can tell the difference when I do get pregnant.
Lissie - is that good or a bad thing? Though you are probably still rather sore in places, I would imagine.
DH is rather looking forward to this weekend & week, since he's going to get as much sex as he normally sees in about 6 months lol.

oooh FMW, that's funny! Stop distracting me from my anger! Must vent anger in the hut as don't feel safe to do it outside.

(What sort of haircut was it? Short back and sides? Mullett? Long fringy comb across? I could go on.... )

pmsl

and def a bad thing, want to wait til after af starts.

Men have no idea what it feels like to have gynae procedures - that's the problem. Hmm, I'll wander off and think about how to help enlighten them.......................(evil cackle as she goes)

pmsl, hes STILL fretting about having a w*nk for the nhs! i get a spotty 12y old calling me mrs w (if youre that close, you know my 1st name) prodding me and.........

For starters:

rip off every single pubic hair around the scrotum (this part is just to be cruel, because the rest is nothing like as bad as what women have to go through)

then cut open the penis, rummage around for a while, then cut the perineum (men have one I think) so it's painful for them to do a poo (cos we know how much they enjoy this)and stitch both back

then send them home with minimal analgesia and advice not to delay opening the bowels and to get back in the sack asap

I got a line! I got a line!

An LH line, that is, not a pregnancy line, but it's been MONTHS! Yippeee!!!

I tried Duchesse's advice of testing 3 times a day (bloody expensive business, especially when the usually-so-reliable access diagnosis order didn't turn up and I had to resort to shop bought. Gulp!). The test line was faint for a few days, got darker on Wed, then finally Thurs evening TA-DAH!! However, this was using a shop one, and all the others were cheap sticks. Any chance the cheap sticks just don't work for me? Or is it coincidence.

Now this makes things a bit interesting, because on Tues I had loads of cm, big bloated belly and lots of ovary pain. If I hadn't been banging away at the sticks I'd have thought I ov'd then and would have missed my ov. And this is where I start to go a bit hysterical: Perhaps this is what's been going wrong and now this is going to be the month...

(stinks of hope that. Sorry, I'll open the window and spark a spliff)

pmsl, oh the indignity of being shaved in theatre

Ouch! Trouble is, if they needed to do anything like that to men, they would come up with a different medical procedure that would minimise the discomfort, whereas we are sitting around on rubber rings and being slagged off for not wanting to shag.

Can you tell what sort of mood I am in today?

congrats impatience Thats really really fab!

pmsl, when i was on my 3rd day of labour with ds dh asked the midwife to look at his little finger coz it hurt

and he scratched his cornea this week so ive had to look after him v

Congrats impatience You're probably right beansprout - I reckon if men bled monthly tampax would be free on the NHS and duvet days would be de rigour

I'd been tempted to scratch something else

I'd have been tempted