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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 16:36

Testing. Jesus. Can't have baby brain already surely.

IrregularCommentary · 28/01/2016 16:40

Woop! Some good cooking there Miley.

Snap Smile

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 16:43

irregular I'm not sure i'll ever get sick of the line.

Also, I have nicknamed my vagina faucet. I wish the cm would stop now.

confused I could never leave yous! I would definitely miss the conversation too much.

P.S I have a Poppy seed ovia is so much more chill now

IrregularCommentary · 28/01/2016 16:51

Haha, I know Miley - keep having to take a very sneaky peek. Not easy as I'm at work. Absobloodylutely desperate to go home and surprise dh with it. Totally agree with faucet as well, it's pretty gross down there.

I don't want to leave this thread either Sad

Feefeefs · 28/01/2016 17:00

A faucet! Shock

Congratulations irregular lovely line! Poppy see is so cute

Holly300 · 28/01/2016 17:02

Ct I'm so sorry to hear :( Thanksa friend of mine used has pcos and stopped having periods (so no ovulation) and had to go on to clomid. She is now pregnant with her 3rd and 4th.

Confusedcat1 · 28/01/2016 17:15

I can't wait to see all the first scans :) I love this group... Just saying... Oh god im feeling emotional! Come on af, put me out of my misery!

FXSkip · 28/01/2016 17:17

Don't leave us irregular miley we need you!! Also....choc did you say that you experienced 'bowel issues' as a symptom? It seems to have lodged itself in my head and now I am terrified of getting a bfp as I have a severe phobia!!

Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 17:24

fx I'm having no bowel issues. Farting, however, is out of control!

I have an appt. with midwife on Monday and my 8 week appt on 2nd March! They move quickly.

IrregularCommentary · 28/01/2016 17:34

Shit, Miley that's super quick! I've not even managed to leave work to tell dh yet Angry

You ladies are the privileged few to know first (and to allow me some outlet for this!)

IrregularCommentary · 28/01/2016 17:35

Oh, and yes, cannot stop farting either. Nothing I'd describe as bowel exactly though skip so don't worry.

LisaTheGreek · 28/01/2016 17:51

Such lovely stories about faucets and farting tonight! Grin

I'd give anything for it to be me though..... Onwards and upwards!

Planeteer · 28/01/2016 17:52

Wow irregular! Honoured! Bloody love this thread. Warm and fuzzies all over the place.

Absolutely nothing to report from me, apart from acne to rival a 14 yr old. Thanks, face.

miwelaisjacydo · 28/01/2016 17:58

How is everyone this evening? bearing end of TWW it's killing me.

ElleSarcasmo · 28/01/2016 17:58

Woohoo Miley and Irregular! Lovely lines!

You're not out yet Confused!

Chocaholic88 · 28/01/2016 18:07

Eeeek congrats miley and irregular

Keep positive confused you're not out until youre out!

Just back from my booking appointment- midwife is absolutely lovely! Current estimated due date is 17th Sept... but she said be prepared to be further along when I have the scan in 2-3 weeks :)

ElleSarcasmo · 28/01/2016 18:09

Likewise Lisa!

Loving the warm and fuzzies too Planeteer! 😊

Miwel when are you testing?

Chocaholic88 · 28/01/2016 18:11

Fx I had constipation for a little bit. Then two nights ago I had worse trots than a horse in the Derby and nausea to match! Thought it was a bug but passed overnight!!

Also re cm... I'm not any 'wetter' than usual so lack of CM doesn't necessarily mean a BFN ladies :) xx

stardusty5 · 28/01/2016 18:15

Congrats new preggos! Delighted for you.

I'm getting antsy now. Was feeling quite symptomy earlier this week but now feeling nothing much. Been tired in the mornings but that's not unusual for this time of year. I feel like i can smell things better, but then wondering if it's just because i'm more alert to that sort of thing? Was deffo having more cn earlier this week- i don't usually have much, but even that seems to have subsided.

Not sure if AF is coming, as i don't really get symptoms. If she does, she better be on time!

Going to try and hold off until Sunday morning

miwelaisjacydo · 28/01/2016 18:19

elle well AF due Monday so do I wait until then?
star the waiting game really is a pain in the bum isn't it? I too have had the odd symptom. For me it's my boobs they look just different. I duno and am absolutely exhausted but then work is really really really running me down.

Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 18:20

choc lol at worse trots than a horse in the Derby 😂

star I'd wait or starky the poas fairy will give you wrong.

ElleSarcasmo · 28/01/2016 18:20

Impy moving to France sounds awesome. We would love to live somewhere rural...actually maybe USA but I can't face the amount of exams I'd have to do. Maybe if DH gets a job offer he can't refuse. Would you be moving to a town over there? How much notice do you have to give in teaching?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 28/01/2016 18:22

Congratulations irregular amazing news! 🐝🌹👍🍼🎉🎊

cat that is my most favourite name that anyone's ever called me! It's really cheered me up! Thank you!

I'm 2 funerals down, one to go! I've bought a bottle of prosecco and some mango juice nowhere had peach so I can't have mango bellinis tomorrow as I feel like I deserve it! Running round trying to sort now so will have a proper read in a bit ! Emotionally drained today!

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ElleSarcasmo · 28/01/2016 18:23

Miwel I would hold off if you can, only because you're more likely to get a BFN if testing early. Fx your symptoms turn out to be non-work related!

ElleSarcasmo · 28/01/2016 18:28

Choco missed your post about your booking in appt! How exciting, so pleased it went well 😊
We are probably all nearly as excited as you about the scan 😉

Fx for you too Stardust

Sounds like it's been a draining day Starky, mango bellinis sound like an excellent idea. I bought wine today to cheer myself up after getting AF yesterday but now wishing I had prosecco!

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