Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Dh has cottoned on to my every other day dtd plan. I was clearly not covert enough. He said "babe, fancy a cuddle?" Which is direwolf code for "sex?" And I went "not today, tomorrow though, I'm resting my cervix" to which he replied "aah I get it now! We're going 50% all month rather than you telling me when you're fertile!" He thinks the jig is up autocorrect tried to change jig to jizz, which I feel is appropriate , but really, I have no clue when I'm fertile, so the joke's on him!"

Now I'm off to read some erotic fiction and exercise my lady balls....I'm kidding, I'm fucking bone tired. Had a 5 year old spewing up on me all afternoon, aaah babysitting, it's not put me off though, I must really want a baby!

Stark - I'm pretty impressed with your DH. He knows the jig/jizz scheduling well!

On another note - how do people pronounce Ovia?

I only ask because my DH showed an interest in looking at my apps earlier and he said 'Ovia' differently to me and naturally we both think we're right and the other is wrong.

Do you guys say...

A) Ovia with a long 'O' as in 'ovary', or

B) Ovia with a short 'O' as in 'ovulated'?

Thanks everyone
As it happens I like this bus so not too disappointed to stay on for a couple more stops

Thanks snow here's to #3

Lisa I say it B) 'ovia' like 'ovulated'
Is that the right way?

I say Ovia as in oh-veea.

Lisa is say it the 'A' way!

Haha just realised, I've only ever said it in my head!

"Oh-via' or more recently "fuck you computer bitch" . I love how you referenced both ovary and ovulate though. Mad skills Bro! snaps for you!

lisa he's clearly more on the "balls" (plural for two, I'm talking about testicles! Because I'm obviously a 14 year old boy trapped in the body of 29 year old woman!) than I realised! It's nuts! see what I did there!

Ladies... I'm not crazy... right??

Lara thank you so much for your post, I feel a lot calmer looking at the statistics. My anxiety usually feeds and obsessed with negative predictions and scenarios so it is good to be able to rationalise like that. damn google.
DP said I shouldn't worry.
Stardusty I buy and use the internet chapos. Make sure you don't test early morning and use midday wee wees and eve to make sure you catch the surge. Blame the urine, don't blame the poas
Irregular thanks you. I do have my regular smears and I am a blood donor, so I am starting to think if I had it it would have showed up by now? We shall know in two days seven hours and twenty minutes
Stark the term fanjo will stay with me ** your DH is a poet
Thanks imp smile]** I am a crier but lately is worse. I have been crying with that "I wasnt expecting that song" whenever is on the radio. And the other day after 2 hours of cooking, I dropped the freaking chicken and I was crying and DP was quite sweet maybe because his mum was there ----
Thanks Lisa. Good point. I also had to take antibiotics for malaria prevention for months, so that would have killed anything in my body then? Feeling happier now

Thank you ladies xxxx

I say it the a) way!

Also she is being a right cow this morning, today's story - what is anovulation?
Thanks for that OVIA wasn't feeling negative enough about my chances!

If you're crazy, so am I Choc, because I can see the line too!

Choc!!! Congratulations! Beautiful line! I can't wait for your scan on Thursday, ... So happy for you! Mrs upduffedchoc! You've got a mini Mars in there :) xx

Even better pic! Shows the pink!

I looked at OH and went omg I'm not crazy and he just gave me the biggest hug and said he knew that all along but he's glad it's set my mind at rest...

Then he asked to see it 10 mins before leaving for work, then went oh now it's gone (so I slapped him on the arm) before he laughed and told me to take it easy today 😂😂

Arghhhhhhggghhh

Omg choc you are pregnant!!! I knew it! I can't wait for your scan

I say it A way lisa or sometimes I pronounce it fuckwit

So, 10dpo and I cracked. BFN obviously. But that's my last ic and now I have to wait until af to go purchase some frer's. Yep, that was my plan. I'm not mental. Promise.

OH is has been getting so impatient recently. But we dtd last night for the first time in about a week and a bit where I felt actually into it and not just as means to make a baby. I think he may understand the fw and ovulation more than I want him to. Babe it's your fertile week let's go and make a baby just instantly dries my foof up it's not because I don't want one I just wish you didn't have to have to do the most intimate and very enjoyable task to make a baby!

choc you've just made me cry at work. I'm so emotional atm 😂

I'm so happy for you choc!! Definitely 100% an amazing line there.

Choc that is the best news. Yaaaay! Really happy for you

Miley I cracked too, bfn central over here and sailing into cd62. Bit bored now, kinda want AF to show her stupid witchy face so I know where I am. Sorry you got bfn'd too. Not out yet though.

Chooooooccccc is pregnant!!!! Omg! Another graduate (although we all knew it all along)

Congrats choc! It must feel amazing after all the uncertainty. And just think, if you're as far along as you think, it won't be long until your 12 week scan! How exciting!

Awww miley don't worry... I just cried because the cat rubbed his head on my foot... I'm unsettled this morning!

Cannot believe it... still keep checking it! At least I have news for the midwife this morning lol!!

Thank you everyone, you're all such a really lovely bunch xxx

Yaaaaaaay!!!! Thanks god it's finally showing up choc! Now at least you know that the rock hard tits you've been lugging around for weeks are definitely for a good cause!! Proper pleased for you 💐

ever glad you're feeling better. My anxiety works like that too.

miley and planet sorry for the BFNs today, but early days yet!

Kat thanks I didn't know that. They always say tests are clear (ok, what did you test for????)
Maybe you didn't miss the egg. I ovulate 2 days after I get a positive. Some people do after 12 h or 36 hours. I know because of tempting. So maybe you didn't miss it. I understand why people won't want a Xmas baby (my birthday is in May and it is great that it is almost halfway. But I agree that at this point I want one!!!! So whenever it comes please! The sooner the better

I have spots on my face, a bit early for AF so of course I have googled "break out early pregnancy sign" oh dear . Damn 2ww. They are a bit itchy as well

I think we need more BFP soon

Kat loving that choc is on every bus! She must be spending a fortune on tickets!
Kwick very satisfying

Still catching up on posts

I don't know what's going on at the minute. Had af pains for a out 3/4 days yet no show. And I have a horrible sharp and intense stabbing pain once every couple of hours on my right hand side behind the bottom of my rib which Google says is gallstones which is shit as both my dm and dgm had issues with and had to have gallbladder outtrying not to ovary act see what I did there

choc you were always preggo in my eyes! Also you will always be remembered as the lady with the baba that drove us all to distraction!!