Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ovia the dopey cow told me today that me having Timmy cramps could mean one of two things either I am showing early signs of pregancy or that my period is due 🙄

Tummy not Timmy stupid iPhone

She also told me to pay attention to my body to work out what it's telling me. I think she was taking the piss today!!

harriet that sounds so satisfying... an actual hole you say?

I am finally up to speed with thread - hooray!

I purchased my magic potion this evening - all the way from USA! Really hope it works this time!

Ooh, hey Lauren, I knew I had some out there! I'm going to try my best and wait until then, but I might allow myself a cheapie on Weds if it gets too much.

What cycle are you on? I'm only 1 so I know the chances of exciting news this month are incredibly slim. Still, I went to bed an hour ago as I was too tired to stay up and longer so you never know. I'll get a horrible cold in two days followed by af now of course!

That's great kwick! How on earth do you select a donor and much detail do you get about them?

irregular i'm on cycle 2
Had all sorts of symptoms past couple of days sore nipples (tmi sorry) tiredness even though i slept well slight nausea for half hour about 8 every night and spotting so hoping its a bubba but more than likely body getting to normal after inplant got took out 9th dec xx

well Lara apparently I am a bit unique as most single women pick donor so that they have similar characteristics as them but I have picked what I would look for in a man - so tall dark and handsome :) Seriously I went for brown eyes and brown hair and latino. I am of English/Spanish extraction and have family from Peru and Puerto Rico. The websites differ in what information they tell you and how fricking hard they are to use The one I just used was very sophisticated and they even had an on-line chat function and then they called me back so I could order on the phone - great customer service!

lauren I'm the same, feel really odd for the last few days - nausea, backache, cramps and absolutely bloody knackered! Trying not to get excited given stupendously long and confusing cycles but am going to do a spot of POAS tomorrow morning (sorry starky, I'm weak) just to see.

ever there's lots of reasons why dtd can be painful, I find it painful sometimes.
If your DH is big it can hit the bottom of the cervix, more noticeable in some positions and obvs when your cervix is lower. Completely normal. But painful!

Officially CD1 of cycle 3 today

Fx for you planet

kwick that's amazing. I think I would spend my life dithering over who to pick, haha. Tall dark and handsome sounds like a fabulous place to start though Fx for your magic potion this time x

Ovia has given up shifting my FW this cycle and I haven't ovulated!!!

I'm sorry Zazzles. I hope third time's the charm.

Kwick, it sounds like you have excellent taste!

Ovia has just told me to go and read some erotic literature. Does reading about EWCM count?!

Do some of you guys have the extra kinky version of Ovia!? Erotic literature kathrino? She's giving me healthy gluten free cookie recipes!

kathrino

Totally when isn't reading about EWCM not sexy!!??

kathrino
When isnt reading about EWCM sexy ha ha

Ovia has some crazy personalities, the loon

Also, I love her whole 'see what works for your body' (can't remember who said that upthread, sorry!). It's such a disclaimer that 'what I'm saying may not be accurate because I mostly talk bullshit'....

Thanks kwick I think so

Timmy cramps made me roar laughing for some reason!

planeteer i've got all my fx for you(toes as well )

Thanks Lauren, and mine for you on Friday

Sooner or later we'll be joining in the grads thread just gotta be patient and calm who am i kidding im a woman crazed ha ha finding it really hard not to test!!

Sorry Zazzles. Best of luck for this cycle!

zazzles sorry to hear you're on the bus with us again! Third time is the charm for both of us I hope!