Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

I've never had a positive opk yet. Got a digital one to start next month. How flipping expensive are the sticks tho?!

I think they would have Ever, they went really hot on testing it a few years ago as rates of it were on the rise. If you've had any tests sent off, I'd be astounded if it didn't include that. Try not to stress (easier said than done I know), it's really so unlikely it's anything like that.

Hi Patches and Star - welcome to the group

Right. Symptom spotting. I got in from work about 6pm tonight, I've not had a particularly bad day, I slept fine last night, but christ I am fighting to stay awake right now. This is not usual for me. Bit of a sensitive left nipple (been like that about a week), right one normal. Oh, and I'm really thirsty and a bit headachey. Are they all symptoms or just signs of an overthinking little brain?!

Hello ipatches welcome on board. Is this your first time?

I'm quite new to it all - we tried this month for the first time.

There you go see ever it's the initial blind panic that's the worst, but like you say if you've had you fanjo looked into before don't pardon the pun, it was intentional then you definetly would have known about it then.

Wel one ipatches and stardusty

Dh just sidled up to me in a romantic sweet manner and gently whispered I to my ear "to the window, to the walls, till the sweat drops down my ballsm and all you bitches crawl" ...and they say romance us dead?!

evergreen there's a lot of ifs in that scenario, don't panic. Everything is going to be OK!!!!!!! Hugs!!

stardusty I shall see what the opks do over next few days and ramp up how often I test just incase

And I hope everything is okay on weds ever - like the others, I'm sure it will be xx

Haha starky, he sounds a charmer. Hope he had a rose betwixt his teeth!

Oh ever, how stressful! But I agree with the others, they have a checklist and work through and get rid of the easy to assess stuff first. It may very well not be that at all. It's Rosetta unlikely no one would have noticed for 8 years. Fx for you though

Starky thanks for that thread, it's glorious! I wish I had a garden so that one day I could aspire to having a little Korean lady in it

I am an emotional wreck, I'm still crying at everything! Ridiculous. I need to seriously toughen up for cycle 2.

Hi iPatches - welcome aboard!

First time TTC. We tried last month but had no idea when my FW was and so just made a bit of a pathetic job of it
This month I'm all sorted! 9dpo I reckon at the moment.
Symptoms are an issue. I've been on various hormonal contraceptives for over a decade, started due to period pain and continued for the convenience Now I have no idea of anything. Pretty sure that my cycle used to be 31 days but since TTC they have been 27 days so not sure what's up there. Also whilst not TTC my PMS symptoms raged from rock hard boobs and complete irrationality to absolutely nothing at all. So I have no idea whether AF is on her way or not. All I know is that my nipples hurt. This is new, but so is life without contraception so not sure it's a symptom of anything at all actually.

Oops. Haven't got home of this bold/strikethrough thing yet....

Ever - must be so stressful, but I have to say it sounds so unlikely you would have it. Even if they didn't test for it the time before, you took antibiotics, and that's what they'd give you to treat it anyway. So you've had the treatment and it would have sorted itself by now.

Loving the distraction ideas as well! And welcome to the newbies!

Irregular - the problem is they could be symptoms and they could be normal things which creates such a mind- fuck.

Fingers crossed it means you're cooking!

Welcome aboard ipatches and stardust!

Irregular, I'm absolutely shattered too and felt thirsty and headachey all weekend too. Nothing to report on the boob front though.

Okay that took a while!!!
Stark soggy foof love that!
Something else made me lol (like actually out loud chortle. DH looked at me like I was a bit odd) but I forgot what it was so can't congratulate that person. So congrats everyone for something funny u may have said

Loved all the spot and pus squeezing chat... I love a good spot. In fact when I get patients in (normally in pain) with an abscess and I lance it and get a bit excited... They are pleased I have helped their pain but think I am a freak and a bit crazy.

Choc are you still not preg yet... Wtf how long has it been now? do you actually get a positive HCG test all the way they through pg or just during implant at the start. Maybe you missed it.

Bellini. Congrats.

Welcome newbies.

I think I missed my egg this month... OPK today and yest was lighter than day before (sat) but I don't think we dtd then maybe just fri. Pfft. Another month.

Not worried about having Bub at Xmas. Just wish I could get pregnant ever. 6 months and no luck for me :(
^^
Anyone want a list update??

Ever docs always test for chlamydia whenever they swab u. I've never had it I've never had symptoms of it but whenever I have any kind of foofyprob that's all they seem to want to test for. I think it's just so common they test everyone.

Hope this is a lucky month for everyone!

Thanks for all the hellos!

Ipatches welcome. We all hate ovia here she is a bitch but we're all addicted. Soz if I accidentally call u "ipad" but my phone wants to correct your name to that damn iPhone

Kat, we always want a list update!

It really is Lisa. Genuinely cannot tell whether I'm looking out for stuff or just noticing it either! I wish I'd paid half this much attention before ttc. Had NO idea how ridiculous it can get in your head even from cycle 1.

What date are you due to test Kath? I have a feeling we may be test buddies on the 29th, but could be wrong.

Okay guys - I have 7 pages to read so will post sporadically...

Ni not sure why I have antibiotics on my meds list... not clear when I have to take either.... hopefully this will all become clear on Friday at my next appointment...

I read Anna Karenina many, many years ago when I still read literature Lisa ... now I only read books with happy endings and lots of chukka-chukka! I felt very important there for a moment but then came crashing back down to earth thinking about reading of last 20 years...

Pink who knows what it is but it is still sore and erupting... going to go and squeeze it again in a moment!

first I read 24 hours for man goo to be gone! It is a problem I've had before

ever how awful! I'm sure it's nothing to worry about!

starky that is comedy gold! I never let OH into the realms of mn but I've had to tonight for that. He thinks I'm mental.

Okay here it is :

January:
choc???
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
^ we miss you guys where are you????
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Pug - 16th
Zazzles - 20th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - 22nd? 27th?
Snow -
Jam -
Jem -
choc?????

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
bellini woooohooooooooppppp
choc????

Oh I was snooping on the grads thread and I saw some names I recognised that weren't on my list so I added them to our grads list to make our hit rate go up a bit.

P.s. What are these funny threads that everyone has been reading I need some funny!!