Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

That's what I get miley soggy wetness and it makes me think I've come on, and then every time I go check, and nowts there! And that annoys me!

Nice little chart starks
Here I am at 4dpo and breaking my own bloody rules. I had creamy CM today. I don't remember seeing that kind before or so much, but then again, I wasnt always paying attention
Ok, it is not a symptom, it is way too early and you will disappoint yourself. Ignore and focus on something else

Thanks for the implantation bleeding info Starky

Feefs also feeling maudlin here. Cd 25, no symptoms and just want AF to hurry up so I can have another go in feb, hopefully on the right day this time!

Hi Indi! In summary: BFP from laurenrl, amazing ideas for big reveal not from me, no imagination, Ovia is a bitch and unfortunately Evergreen has a boss who's a bit of an Ovia, Choco is still waiting for answers, those of us in the 2ww are fed up. Oh and lots of sporn talk!

Planeteer ignore Ovia
I am going to wait for AF. Otherwise it will be uncertainty and disappointment. I shall not be broken!!!!!!

Hahaha FXSkip, I'm not sure masturbating is going to help much either!!

Weird question and entirely OT: I have a dress I want to sell and under the arms the silk has gone a bit yellow, I think from deo and sweat. Does anyone know how to get rid of it? Can't see how I can sell the dress otherwise

cleaning.tips.net/T005428_Making_Yellowed_Silk_White_Again.html

Have a look at that link imp

stark I just had to run to the loo as I felt it leak out like af. It's so horrendously grim. And in also pissed off she's just taking her sweet time.

fx ovia has never asked me to masturbate. I think she's creeping on you.

thanks for the chart starky maybe this is AF then, as its more than spotting and it's giving me tummy cramps? It does seem more plasma-y than AF blood though.

Thanks Starky, I tried vinegar and it didn't do it. I found one place that suggested peroxide, I might try that

Omg as well as being a bitch, Ovia is a perv

Full on cramps and more blood. Think this must be AF, just earlier than usual :(

Sorry about your the bitch suchajem

Glad I'm not the only one ellesarcasmo and starky. Last month I was so convinced I was gonna be pregnant and full of hope and good cheer this month just feeling so negative about it. Fairly convinced AF will come, might trying temping in February, we had already decided to use barrier protection for March as don't want a Christmas baby so would love to get February my best shot

suchajem your not out until your properly out!! Af can go suck a lemon!! Horrible bitch she is xxx

Good god the was a bad typo suchajem!!! meant to say sorry about the bitch arriving! I'm discombobulated today

Sorry jem I will be joining you shortly. Get the ice cream ready

I feel the same about cycle 2, ladies. I'm not as positive at all, it feels like it's all just some fantasy but won't happen (even tho realistically I know it probably will and its only cycle 2, if you know what I mean)
I'm hoping if she's coming it's soon. Had 27 day cycle last time, am on CD21 now and already having cramping etc. Hopefully my cycle is getting shorter so I don't have too long to wait.

I was wondering about that too feef I might work out dates, I think March will be over by the time Im on cycle 3 but I was wondering about how to avoid a Christmas baby too.

Thanks girls.

Your the bitch made me properly snigger feefeefs

Bless my DH. He's texting me saying "Don't give up yet love, apparently plenty of women think they are on their period and they are actually pregnant".

No love, I really don't think so this month.

I'm sorry Jem. Crap way to start the week.

I've made a spreadsheet which shows for each month of the year where 12 weeks, 20 weeks and due date will fall if I get pregnant that month so I know if there are any months to try less hard than others. Side note: I am an accountant if you couldn't guess.

I'm also feeling a bit of Cycle 2 blah-ness at the moment as well. We definitely didn't DTD enough for anything this month and it's going to be hard to find the time in Feb to try.

Sorry AF got you Jem

Loving the spreadsheet idea Kathrino! I would love to be that good with excel!

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but is it the birthday thing that puts people off Christmas babies?

Impy it might be worth hanging it on the line if you can and peroxide fails-sunlight can fade some stains. Never tried it on silk though.

feef and stark we're trying to avoid christmas baby too! Tho not actively avoiding so if it happens it happens. We have a lot of babies dec/Jan time in our families. I would have loved a October baby siiiigh but that wasn't to be.

Feeling better that I'm not the only one feeling a bit out of sorts.

My birthday is really early January starky and I hate it! Would like to avoid inflicting a Christmas\early Jan birthday on a baby.

My ds1 is early October, so if when AF appears properly, at least they won't be with a week or so of each other. At this point I'd take Christmas. I'm so panicked that it won't happen at all. And I have two so I know I should shut up and be grateful, but it's still tough. And it's early days but I can't stop the panic (my ocd comes with obsessive negative thoughts, which I can normally manage, but I'm so effing hormonal about all of this)

Thanks starky ever and fx. I shall hone the willpower and give Ovia the finger for a while longer.

Feeling pretty rubbish today. Back pain, cramps and twinges all over the place. Completely shattered too. Urgh. Tbh I don't mind too much if this is AF gearing up for an appearance, I'd rather that than be twiddling my thumbs for another 90+ day cycle. Come on body, give me SOMETHING!!
Sorry you've been AF'd such. Can you treat yourself tonight to cheer yourself up?

Have had slight cramps for the last three days, still very slight cramps plus backache now. On CD21, 9DPO, and three to five days away from usual af. So not getting my hopes up (implantation cramps?). Please talk some sense into me.