Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

cthulhoo we're almost identical symptom-wise. I test 29th and I'm 9dpo today too. I've had cramps similar (feel like af) si we can do this together!!

Testing buddies, Miley!

Bleeding's ramped up. Not got red flow, but AF clearly imminent. Just want it to start now so I can be on cd1 of cycle #2. Sort of want to cry.

Chin up impy. Imminent AF cake for you

I'm still here... lurking like 2 lurking things on national lurking day. So so tired I can barely keep my eyes open and working on deadlines like a loon.

Doing frer test in the morning (no point but worth a shot right?) Then phoning the midwife after 9 to see if she still wants to see me on Thursday then either 1) spent the day sobbing and sulking before saying it's for the best or 2) getting my hopes up that she's the expert so she must think there's a reason for seeing me...

Symptoms all the same. Boobs so so sore it's not even funny, bought 2 £25 sports bras today... only to get home and scream as they strapped down my already aggravated chesticles before I tugged them off and looked at them with digest.

Can you tell I'm a grumpy moose today 😂😂

Thanks Planeteer

Jem your DH is sweet but yeah, sometimes they are all so positive maybe mine is even naive --defo naive, Mr "it will take me no time"

Planeteer good on you ignoring Ovia. Just be aware of which finger you give her, she has already been asking other about masturbating

Thanks planeteer, I was thinking a nice glass of red wine might be enjoyed this evening. I really can't complain as it was our first time trying ever so the chances of duffing me up first time were probably slim.

jem it's still shitty and disappointing though. FX for cycle 2!

I have the gunky-est vag ever today. Just had lots of sticky cm when I wiped. It was verging on ewcm but not stretchy and slightly yellow. I feel almost like I'm ovulating again feeling very erm affectionate horny might poas tho I know it's impossible

So period not due until Friday. Just done a superdrug early detection test and I don't know of I'm going crazy lol but can I see a very very faint line?

Bellini, what were you thinking! You can't post this without a picture to go with! ;)

Ah, never mind, pic only now showing up for me. Hm, yes, I think there's a faint line!

I can see a line too!

Congrats Bellini! Maybe test again in the morning and see if the line is stronger?

I'm trying not to get ridiculously excited! I know it's still very early days. Will test again in the morning. Got my fingers, toes and everything else crossed! X

bellini I see it!!! Woooo!!!

Sorry to all of you in the horrid 2ww and to those that AF has caught up with. Keep your chins up!

I see two lines too bellini hurrah! (don't want to be negative and I really hope it's a bfp, but the superdrug early responders are a nightmare for shiny evaps within the time limit) definetly test again in a couple of days with fmu! Woohoo though!

Really? That's great starky thanks for the heads up. I'm completely new to this so that's really helpful.

Definitely looks like a line to me, woo!

Yeah, sorry, I didn't want to be a negative Nancy and rain on you! And I really hope it's your bfp! But they are a nightmare! Definetly wait till af day and test again! I'm sure all shall be well and it will be your bfp though!

Congrats Bellini and fingers crossed that its not an evil evap trick. Good for you for being well grounded and wishing you best of luck for fmu testing to come - keep us updated!!

Meanwhile, I am in the 2ww, or Ovulating, or was born with no ovaries and nobody told me, or waiting for AF. I really have no idea. Baby names was too mean for me, so I entertained myself with He has eaten a fatball for a few hours minutes this afternoon.

Oh my god, that fat ball thread is both brilliant and disgusting. Totally what I needed to read this afternoon. Thank you so much for sharing FX!

...... thoughts ladies?

I read the fatball thread - omg! I've decided not to add nausea to Ovia as there's no way to qualify it with "but I'm not pregnant you silly bitch, I just read the fatball thread"

Congrats Bellini! I can see a line for sure