Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Me and DH are equally obsessed with squeezing spots! So we do each other's gross but satisfying.

Larva?! Ever that's grim!

I'm loving how Ovia is a person, and everyone hates her. Bitch deserves it!

Do you think we have these things all the time and we just weren't paying attention before?

Miley it was grim. Very very thin, but I was like "how the fuck was all that in one tiny bump? And how did the gp not realise it was a spot?" Still satisfying though

Wow you guys. Just...wow. New levels of tmi with all this spot chat!! Farts, poops, leaky nips I can deal with, but the thought of squeezing each others spots really grosses me out. I'd rather prod my own cervix frankly 😂

I wish Ovia could be a bit more sympathetic. She brutally goes from 'have heaps of sex - you are fertile!' One day, then 'missed your chance, loser. 562 days until you might be fertile again' the next. What a bitch.

Imp I am sure I had all these symptoms before. For example, this cycle I have been a lot more relaxed with the symptom spotting wait is that a cramp on my left side and I haven't even noticed ovulation. Last month I spotted every single symptom in the book. Exhausting. 2ww is killing me though
Hahaaaa Fx sorry about the topic
This morning I got a bit impatient I am quite fed up with my job at the mo because we got a new manager that a proper ovia yep, I am using ovia as an adjective now and I thought, oh! But maybe you are getting upduffed this cycle but then reality and statistics hits me and ahhhhh I don't want to wait! I wanna know!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna bubba!!!!!

Wow impy a gunk stream as big as a toddler is impressive stuff! Can imagine it was horrifying and satisfying in equal measure!
All this spot talk has inspired my face to create a lurker the size of a small village on my nose. Delightful!
Fx I'm an Ovia newbie... She is yelling at me to take a preggo test. Suspect she's labouring under the false impression that I have normal cycles, and she doesn't appear to be flavour of the month round here. Do I listen or tell her to shove it?

Oh my god girls, reading all your spot stories is making me want to throw up. Like literally run to the toilet and throw up.

Not much to report, my boobs hurt even when I walk around (although that's normal before af), I'm feeling sick this morning (although that is all yours fault lol), and I just want af to come now so I can move on to the next cycle. I'm feeling scarily symptom free. But mostly cos I'm not symptom spotting (don't want to do what u did last month - convince myself I was pregnant and soo hungry, eat for England and then gain weight)

I mean what i did last month, not you!

FX sorry! I slightly regret sharing now lol.

Ever but you could be having a bubba. It ain't over yet!! Sorry your boss is an Ovia

Planeteer much thinner than a toddler though, nowhere near normal spot thickness (I feel like I need to defend myself now )
Ignore Ovia, wait til you think you're about 14 dpo.

Confused I know what you mean! I just want my body to stop toying with me and AF to appear so that I know once and for all. The first week of 2ww is okay, sort if exciting, the downward slide to AF is horrid!

Definitely impy, I think it's the gradual loss of hope 😂😂😂 aren't I cheerful this morning!

Omg! Those spot stories are incredible! I'm up with my nephew, he's my little pal today, we're watching Cinderella on netflix!

planet Ignore ovia until 14 dpo/predicted af date!

Does anyone have a feeling of being very wet before af? I'm feeling very moist and have a fair bit of cm this morning. I started welling up at my boss telling me his grandson who is 2 went to play with a little boy who had no friends and gave him one of his trucks. I am a total wreck right now.

I agree impy, I can't deal with these 5 or 6 days before af because I just know the bitch is coming!

I'm feeling very positive about your chances this month miley I get dry before AF if anything.

For some unknown reason I'm convinced this is not my month and very grumpy 7 days to test and don't even care! I don't know if I'm being realistic or really pessimistic! We had loads more sex this month too and fairly sure we caught he fertile window. I'm right narky too! Starting to get sore boobs now too so convinced AF is going to arrive as expected in 8-9 days. I'm actually pissing myself off!

Oh Evergreen, I so know what you mean. While I was trying to force myself to get out of bed this morning, I was indulging in a few minutes of fantasy about how amazing it would be if I got my BFP this month and I could start counting down the weeks until I don't have to go to work anymore (for a while at least). Now that I've dared to contemplate it, AF will no doubt appear.

Impy, I also agree re the second half of the TWW. This week, I can just about convince myself that any symptoms are totally unrelated because it's far too early but the closer I get to AF, the more I think that every little twinge is a sign of something.

I get soggy foof before af miley

I know what you mean feef I got all maudlin at that point in my cycle too last month. It sort if felt like "well there's nothing more I can do, fw is over, I have no control now, but surely I should feel different by now if I was pg? Surely I'd know?!" It's a mind bender!

Hi girls, have been back home at my mums and visiting family and friends so haven't had a chance to catch up?
Could someone summarise for me
No news here, don't know how many dpo I am, thought I was out of my FW from Friday then Saturday morning had a lot of EWCM after I'd been the toilet tmi sorry just ignored it though as we basically had sex everyday from 5th to last Thursday DH balls are like prunes and I am had no inclination to have sex AGAIN so if I didn't catch it then what will be, will be. Hard trying to limit alcohol when I'm back home as I'm socialising more, but trying to keep it to just a couple of glass of red wine rather than cocktails and spirits I miss cocktails not going to lie.
Hope everyone is doing well!!!

I'm 11 dpo and started bleeding this morning on my way to work. AF isn't due for three days. I had stomach cramps yesterday which I thought could be implantation, but now I don't know if this is spotting or AF or what . How much blood is too much?

Btw just told ovia I was feeling chatty...'maybe that's an early sign of pregnancy!'...is she taking the piss haha!!

Jem, I spent about three days of AF last month trying to convince myself that it was just implantation bleeding but eventually I had to concede defeat. I hope the bleeding has stopped now for you and FX it's just implantation.

And now Ovia has just told me off for recording my CM incorrectly. How does it know what's going on in my knickers better than me?!

Planeteer Ignore Ovia when she tells you to test, unless its an OPK, and ignore her when she tells you, every single day, about the ways that your body is getting ready for pregnancy. She's like AF, an evil bitch but a necessity (unless you prefer to go old-skool with the temp charts and AF tracking)

I told my Dad we were TTC last night, now it feels real and I'm scared again!

Ah feef I wish! But it's definite af pains I thought it was blood at first but no...just soggy wetness.

Oh fx! I bet your dad was so happy. I can't wait to tell my family IF I ever fall pregnant.

indi if chatty is a symptom then we're all getting bfp's.

jem I don't think there's any concrete rule for how much blood, just keep an eye out

Thanks katherino and miley. I thought it would be more like spotting but got a good tissue full. No back pain which is totally bizarre if it is AF - she is always, always accompanied by awful back cramps. Just tummy pain/cramps today. So this could be either;
AF
Implantation bleeding
Chemical pg?

Bahahah miley wouldn't that be a great symptom? Dad didn't really say anything tbh, he just went a bit quiet so I changed the subject.
Ovia just reminded me to try masturbating. Like that's going to help.