Eggcellent Egg Buddies - a thread for those IVFing in June/July/August

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You don't have to be crazy to be on this thread but it helps

(Ladies, I thought I would jump in and start a non-sweary titled fred. Feel free to turn the air blue now!)

I hate google with a passion. It fuelled my paranoia with low hcg levels and ruinned a week where I could have just been blissfully ignorant but instead I became terribly obsessive and horrible to be around.

Fish, I called you fab there as well- sorry.

Go-anal is a fabulous stimulant.

Tonight I will be eating grilled salmon fillets, left over pea and mint risotto and sugar snap peas.

We have some things organic and most things not.

When we were eating mega mega healthy back in april/may, our monthly food shop came to £550. That my friends is ridiculous. I want to eat healthily but I can't maintain that level of spending. My child will be going fucking barefoot to school. This time, I am trying to be a little more realistic. Went aldi for loads of fruit and veg yesterday and will be popping to asda tonight for some organic tinned tomatoes etc and the butchers for fresh meat to freeze. I just can't afford that kind of money on food shopping I need to save for the actual treatment first....

Juicy I'm off to the pub with DH for a Thai curry - they serve the best Thai food, consistently and cheaply.

Oh hooray. Just found out a friend is 9 weeks pregnant. And guess what, it's 9 weeks to the day since I started my injections on CD2. Now it's clearer why I got a BFN; she stole my baby. God, my acting was good as I congratulated her. Wishing you all mid-cycle better luck than me.

Respisa- how dare she??!! Claim it at once!!

You sound really low- how are things with DH and the DE? Xxx

Veggie sausages and mustard mash with mushroom and onion gravy plus peas. Currently contemplating whether I can be arsed to add in beans... Tempted to add borlotti beans as the are so goddamn fucking beautiful...

Trigger twice in one cycle? Wow. Did you get side effects from that?

juicy oi, how dare you slap me with a turd... Searches for something g equally vile and comes up with.... Nothing!ha!

I had 50g gonal-f. All together I had 2 at 150, maybe 3/4 at 112.5, 2 at 75, 1 at 50 and now I've been taken off. Just realised I've missed a page - will read then I'd better get on with dinner.

550 on healthy food? Fuck that, how much would the kebab equiv be?

respisaholding you tightly stroking your hair. Thats total and utter shit timing. .

Fabuluce why not add some achingly sexy butter beans?

Resipsa, your mate's baby will be fat, ginger, bullied and marry a Romany gypsy, whose family will all set up camp in your mate's back garden when she should be enjoying retirement.

Tortie, where the fuck were you shopping? Fortnum & Mason?

Motor, enjoy your Thai dinner! Thanks, everyone, for telling me what you're having for tea (except you, Tame; you're fucking pea and mint shitotto sounds horrid). For my tea I had two Topics and a very sugary

Bollocks - poorly times food prompt Respisa, so sorry :( please have a sideways cuddle and a strokey forehead from me, that's horrid. I had one of those at a christening recently and it totally knocked me for 6. Xx

Fabuluce, your veggie sausages and mustard mash also sucks sweat off dead men's balls.

Cor fish- its not like you have been on mega high doses of the go-anal is it??

Yes- in my first cycle I had a cyst that drove my E2 really high so I triggered somewhere between down reg and stimming and the hcg got rid of the cyst then I stimmed and triggered again.

Even my new clinic were a bit

The only side effect was no embryos.

Resipsa, I am not ignoring your plight, I just think it's important you don't dwell on this. However, after these ladies have finished stroking your hair I'll pour scented oil on your feet and then rub it in with my short hair, okay? X

..which is what Martha did to Jesus in the bible. So there.

Fuck the butter beans juice but I am tempted to add the gloriously fartacular and simple baked bean into the mix

Has anyone seen th'usband?

Shitotto??!!! It was fucking lovely!!

I was only shopping at asda I've thrown in a bit of aldi shopping to try and balance it up a bit. There are only 3 of us in the house but we do get through food. Im constantly food shopping. Even with going to aldi a bit, I think im only going to be able to drop it to £400-£450 a month. Is that a lot??? Where am I going wrong??

Simple baked beans are for simpletons, *Fabuluce, no matter how silken and fartacular. You can't polish a turd

Where are you going wrong? You're going through the checkout four times, you daft slag.

But you can roll it in glitter!

Juicy- you do make me chuckle

I only go through the checkout thrice you stupid tart!

I love the word 'thrice'!

fish they are coasting you so your E2 levels drop drink lucozade sports iv heard quite a bit of its meant to lower it and reduce chances of ohss.
they have took you off meds so it lowers and they can trigger you,you could also ask them about a lower dose of trigger to lower risks of ohss aswell.they know what they are doing iv read loads of stories where this has happened and its gone on to be fine.
listen to me and im the worst for wor

Fräulein Maria, what's for tea at the convent, my child?

juicy having fish and green beans dont fancy sweaty balls

and yoghurts ,milk and peanut butter later for eggs.