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Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:03

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Wine and Brew with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o

OP posts:
Bearface · 10/12/2012 11:57

Hello Tuddles - welcome back. Sorry about ERTD. Fx for a BFP for you soon. I'm with you there - my Christmas list just keeps getting longer and longer as everyone around me keeps having babies. I'm sure it'll be us soon. Try not to worry. I know you'll probably tut at this, but you are 22, so you have 11 years' headstart on me, so you've got lots of time. Although I know that when you start trying you want it to happen there and then, so scrub that if you like and tut to your heart's content!

DH took his man juice in to be tested today. Poor thing was really nervous about depositing on time - he doesn't work well under pressure - but eventually did it. Hope the sample's okay and we don't have to go through that again. I think he was worrying about it for days beforehand. Poor sausage.

I'm being harassed by a recruitment agency and may very well explode vefore the end of the day, but trying to keep my calm listening to Christmas songs on the radio. Xmas Smile. Might even give myself a Christmas nickname. Ooooo . . .

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 12:01

Here it is! Anyone else?

CallMeTuddles · 10/12/2012 13:02

I know, it really is annoying. I know that we have years and years to have dc, but we both want to have one now. (This may come out wrong now and I'm sorry if it does) but I want to be able to enjoy my dc's childhood and I want my mum and dp's parents to too. My mum had me when he was 29 and my nan an grandad were both in their 60s an they found it hard running around after us and taking us places, I want everyone to be able to enjoy it.

It's just a little disheartening when we DTD pretty much every day and when we didn't we did it the next day.

Oh you poor DH. I bet it was hard for him.

I have a potentially silly question, once you've um DTD, does it matter if some, uh, juices leak?

CallMeTuddles · 10/12/2012 13:03

Haven't thought if an Xmas name yet - too unimaginative

LadyFlumpalot · 10/12/2012 13:07

I caved, I PIAPC (plastic cup, no ramekins at work!) and........ Nada.

Hmmmm.

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 13:13

I like ChristmasTuddles, but I'm sure someone else will come up with something for you - everyone's very inventive on here!

I totally understand about the age thing - my dad was 42 when he had kids so he found it hard. I hadn't intended to wait so long TBH but one year just rolled into the next without me really realising.

Some people like to cross their legs and hold the juice in, stick legs in the air, do bicycle movements, put pillows under bum, you name it to try to keep man juice inside. But it really only does take one strong swimmer and lots of luck. If some leaks, I'm sure it's fine. People get pg while drunk all the time and I'm sure they don't manage to keep the man juice inside!

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 13:15

Forgot to say ChristmasTuddles sounds like ChristmasCuddles to me. Might be a bit weird here, sorry

Sorry Lady . Xmas Sad

Hbtn85 · 10/12/2012 13:24

Hi I have just joined, I am so excited about TTC, have a daughter who is 8, finally decided its time to try for no2! Get my IUD out on Friday (copper not mirena) just in time when I'm ovulating :)

Name: Hbtn85
Age: 27
Location: South Manchester
Any DC? DD, 8
TTC for? Start on Friday 😃

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 13:35

Welcome and good luck Hbt!

CallMeTuddles · 10/12/2012 17:37

I quite like ChristmasTuddles too. It is cuddles, it comes from when someone explained your royal name to me (I forget it now, but I know it has something to do with your first Pete's name.) and my first pet was cuddles (but, I couldn't pronounce c's so he was tuddles).

I do try to put a pillow under my bum, but it's uncomfortable and it worries me that if it leaks then I'll have to sleep on it so I try to steal DP's

ChristmasTuddles · 10/12/2012 17:45

Tada

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 17:47

I don't bother with a pillow Tuddles. Sometimes I stick my legs in the air or against the headboard of the bed or even over my head if I'm feeling athletic (should've been a contortionist), but none of the above if it's too cold outside the duvet. I just grip onto my stomach muscles what few there are! for dear life and then I have a rest. Ahhhh. I know what you mean about leakage shudder I do try to avoid wet patches myself ewww Cute name story too.

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 17:50

Cool. Come one everyone else. Christmas names ahoy! Gary - you could have such fun and Red - you're already quite Christmassy. Oooo - off to think about other people's names, saddo that I am, but I like stuff like that. Xmas Smile

SantaBearface · 10/12/2012 17:58

Oh yes and Ding is the most festive of all!

AndieClaus · 10/12/2012 19:12

Tadaaaa

Tuddles Cute nickname story. Grin

ChristmasTuddles · 10/12/2012 23:40

Why thank you

SantaBearface · 11/12/2012 08:45

Nice one, AndieClaus

AndieClaus · 11/12/2012 09:15

Thanks Bear Xmas Smile

It's good to be unintentionally cute Tuddles.lol

Well, day 33 here. This day last month ERTD arrived, no signs of it looming this month so I caved and POAS but BFN Xmas Sad

christmasatcountrybumpkins · 11/12/2012 10:10

Christmas name has arrived! Off to catch up on the chat! Xmas Smile

christmasatcountrybumpkins · 11/12/2012 10:21

Ding I hope you are ok. I was the same last month, very down, hating life and arguing constantly with dh. Eventually had it out with dh and get loads of stuff talked about. Made me feel much better. hope you are able to do something about Christmas.

notsoold hope you are ok. Can't offer any advice though im afraid.

Hello to tuddles! Apparently it is very normal for leakage to happen. happens to me every time. I find the afterwards of dtd very disgusting!

bear hope all the tests are going ok.

I am currently waiting on ERTD appearing. Not entirely sure when due but anytime from tomorrow onwards. still have v sore boobs and feel very sicky every now and then but poas yesterday (a frer) and a BFN Xmas Sad. Just want one or the other now so I can know what is going on!

SantaBearface · 11/12/2012 16:14

Like the name Country - makes me think of log fires and snowy scenes, hot chocolate, etc. Xmas Smile It's difficult all this waiting around isn't it? Hope you find out one way or the other soon Country. Obviously I hope you get a BFP though.

Well, I caved, POAS and got a BFP. (fsad] I'm not entirely surprised as I was in a different part of the country to DH when I supposedly ov'd. I'm still not quite sure if that was the day as I hadn't worked out how to use the OPKs my common sense by then and could have got it wrong. I was also suffering from extra-long ERTD on that day so there wouldn't have been any action anyway. I'm still a bit sad though as I would have loved to tell DH and see his face. Oh well, next time, eh . . .

SantaBearface · 11/12/2012 16:23

Argh - not thinking straight - I mean I got a BFN, NOT a BFP! So focused on getting one I seem to have forgotten what the acronyms mean. Xmas Confused

notsoold · 11/12/2012 16:39

Hello beautiful people!!!
I am back. Back to write, after the heaviest visit from ERTD!!! Wow...I am glad I don't have anaemia.... but not I am ready I think) to start again!
Will change my name onn, but first...
Loved the name tuddles
santabear welcome to my world of getting acronyms wrong!!! Hope you are ok...
country sorry you have to wait!!! HOpe answer comes soon...and the one you wants!
lady love PIAPC !!! love it!!!

Thanks all for the hand holding and patience... back to jsing and to Xmas shopping!!! My tree is not up yet! :)

Redshoes56 · 11/12/2012 16:46

I am already Christmassy, aren't I bear -- could go to redandgreenshoes for the holidays, but that would just be a fashion no-no.

notso how are you doing?

I have been sick as a dog with some sort of plague that's going around, but eager to get back on the shag wagon once I stop hacking.

tuddles it really does seem as if the whole world is pregnant right now. Our one circle of couples gets together annually for Christmas. This year, I'm the only one without children or a baby bump. I'll just drink myself stupid hang out with the menfolk who'll want to hear them talk about breast milk and such about as much as I do.

Redshoes56 · 11/12/2012 16:48

Ah, cross-post notso - glad to see you are in good spirits! My tree is not up yet either, but we still have time.

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