The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

[eurochick]

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

I reckon we've all got our major little weird habits pre-droid. I particularly enjoy spending hours searching through FF charts to see ones like mine.

That qualifies as weird? Oh.

Oh, I want midget gems now.

M&S midget gems were te best ever. It was a TRAGEDY, i tell you, when they discontinued them.

Ah I have toffee popcorn, Tis addictive
I have now arrived at the delightful point of obsessive knicker checking, cigarette loo roll trialling to see if I'm spotting yet I'm not I really hate this stage!

I may also have done a sneaky cigar earlier, fee

See where would we be without MN? Thinking we were on our own with the menkulling?! Thinking this behaviour is anything but normal?
I am worried about myself, I just chose to snack on fruit!

You cannot be properly pre-droidal Faif if you are choosing to snack on fruit. Please don't tell me you had to pass some chocolate to reach it too!

I am home now (and some what soggy). KFZK has been to the local farmers' market and acquired a giant turbot for dinner. Yummerz. I am debating with self whether or not to have some wine with it. I had made a bargain with myself not to drink until this cycle was over (and the fat lady/droid hasn't quite sung yet), but I figure I should probably get some practice in before France next weekend. Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

I think you deserve a glass of wine euro. It's been a tough week! I would if I could. I have not had a drink for about 8 weeks now :( not evrn fizzy pop. I have developed a bit of an addiction to Co-op tropical juice and Tesco summer fruits both made from concentrate and chock full of sugar Have one for me!
No something is definitely wrong. I have obviously finished the eclair sweets and a large bag of chocolate raisins this morning but this afternoon I have snacked on a satsuma and more recently, ........ Carrot sticks
Now be proud and encourage me in my mission. Last week I told MSB only clothes that made it into the washing basket. Not the washing basket as he sees it the floor. I have been strong all week - stepping over the stuff on the floor, I will not, must not! pick them up. So I just Put a load of washing on and left the stuff around the bed! I must remain strong!

Oh God, the clothes on the floor Well done for being strong.

I have eaten half a tub of ice cream while my curry simmers, and I have got fizzy cola bottles for later. I think the pinkness is increasing and I think I must be doing pre-droid overeating.

I've still had to hang it on the airer without help and went ballistic at him because he tapped me on the arse which I generally don't mind but with the pain it's sending pain right through me. I've told him once Somehow I don't think he'll make the same mistake again! I also made a comment about the piling up beer bottles: 'We're not playing ker-plunk!' hormones are making me !
Dinner sounds yum norfey. I'm having a fake pie and chips!

Evening all, I'm sat here watching The Voice while HWHNN orders a takeaway curry.
I'm feeling a bit nervous about POASing tomorrow. Part of me thinks I'd rather see droid than yet another BFN.

at MSB for leaving you to hang it out without help when you are not well.

Feel a bit blee now from an excess of chicken dhansak. I dare say I will still force down the cola bottles. And then convince myself tat any resultant nausea is actually because I am diffed.

I know that feeling, cavelina. I "accidentally" failed to buy a stick earlier for that very reason.

I've just told him and he's got pissy with me because I didn't say anything earlier. I explained I shouldn't have to God, why do men need everything spelt out for them?!
cavey we'll be here for you! Enjoy The Voice and the curry in the mean time!

And even when you do spell it out, it goes in one ear and out the other. The day after my ovarian drilling I ended up in tears after AMNH had assured me he would take care of me, and yet somehow he had played on his phone all day while I did laundry and saw to the cats.

Men, I have decided, are literal creatures. They need to be told every-damn-thing!

HWHNN is also guilty of the clothes dropping, I think it's genetic.

KFZK is actually quite good at putting clothes in the basket, etc. I think years at an austere boarding school where they were probably bummed by priests for getting that kind of thing wrong has ended up with him being well trained.

He has his bad habits but does nearly all the cooking, so I am prepared to let a lot of things slide for that. Tonight's dinner was a whole turbot with a shrimp and brown butter sauce, white wine potatoes and asparagus. His cooking is one of the reasons we are day time sechs people. There is no way we could bump bellies after a feast like that!

Wow!

Oi, hands off. Do you know how many years of research I had to conduct by spending time with completely useless wankers to find this one?

Perhaps it's for the best. If I leave AMNH before my work on him is done, he will just slide back to awfulness and some other poor girl will suffer.

Wow he really is a keeper euro! I I think you deserve a glass of wine euro. Did you have the vino in the end?
I only really question any of his behaviour a couple of days before droid comes which is fairly telling. We have had a chat and are ok-ish now. Just coming to the end of the American Pie Wedding :)

X-posts norf but thinking about what you said, actually MSB lived with two girls in halls and they went on to house share for two more years. By all accounts, he is significantly improved from their tutoring. They expected a thank you from me when we met so I suppose I should be grateful for what he does do!

Sore boobs back again. I wish I'd bought a stick earlier to share in tomorrow's peeing.

Morning all. Sorry to report another BFN here

In ironic news, my temperature has shifted, so it's starting to look like that rush of pant snot might have been an ovulation after all. Not sure how that works considering the blood test said I had ov'd already. No chance of diffedness either as we haven't done the sechs since last weekend.

I'll do another test next weekend just to be sure, then phone the clinic for advice.