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Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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Loujalou · 07/09/2010 20:23

FairyG good to see you back my lovey. Here is a cheeky vimto to keep you going. Woo hoo to getting the drugs to help with PCOS. You might be in with a chance for getting pregnant sooner rather than later.

Argh am totally exhausted but not a pregancy symptom just a lack of sleep one!!

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Fairygodmother1 · 08/09/2010 18:13

Lou my sleeping is all over the place but more due to being back at work after the summer holidays.

Thanks for the Cheeky V. I also feel a Woo-woo is also in order!!

xx

harassedinherpants · 08/09/2010 19:54

I'm feeling a bit Sad, as someone just announced on fb that they're pg..... salt & wound, you know what I'm saying.

FairyG - good to see you back and hope the pcos drugs get you a bfp.

Lou why the lack of sleep?? You ok?

I feel very bleurgh. This ertd has been horrendous. Really heavy, crampy and clots (sorry waay tmi). Just want to curl up on the sofa, but you know that won't be happening!!!!

NOTHEROLDIE · 08/09/2010 21:15

PERIODS I hate them.

Sorry to hear yours are grim too pants

I need a baby this month, its my turn pleeeeeeese.

Fairygodmother1 · 08/09/2010 21:51

Pants Know what you mean - I've had someone announce their pg & I was in floods. Don't think people realise howtheir good news crushes other poeple!!!

harassedinherpants · 09/09/2010 09:55

FairyG - have been a bit upset about it, but haven't told dh as don't want him thinking I'm neurotic! He thinks it's my rtd making me feel yucky. Oooh and she had PCOS!! Though you'd like to know that Grin!

Youngy fingers x'd for all of us lol.

UmBongo · 09/09/2010 16:50

Well I think rtd is subsiding, only day 6, hopefully it will stop completely and not dribble on for days. Not too bad, although a bit heavier than normal. How are you doing Kat? Hope you are ok and not having too bad a time.

Well done on the drugs front FairyG and good luck for the next challenge!

Loujalou · 09/09/2010 18:51

Argh am officially ill. Luckily I don't need to put out. As I wouldn't be... This time next week it will be one more (half) sleep til holiday. Woo hoo.

Biccie you back yet??

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Fairygodmother1 · 09/09/2010 21:05

Pants My one def didn't have PCOS & she knows all about my trouble but chose to let me know in a room full of people. I couple of my other friends watched as I crumbled!!!

Thanks Umb If it doesn't win me a baby it might help me get my BMI down so I can to IVF!

Aww Lou what lurgie you got? Is it contageous through the comp???

xx

harassedinherpants · 10/09/2010 10:16

Fairy - Omg why would a "friend" do that??! What is wrong with people....

Lou - what's up?! Hope you're feeling better today. Where are you off to on holibobs??

Um good to hear rtd is subsiding....hate it.

Thank crunchie it's Friday is all I can say!!!!

UmBongo · 10/09/2010 19:45

I'm not sure what a yardarm is but the sun is definitely over it in this neck of the woods

Cheerssh

Snakebite anyone?Grin

UmBongo · 10/09/2010 19:51

Sorry for your friends lack of thought FairyG, I am lucky as most of my friends know enough to warn me in advance if they discover someone else is pregnant!!! I hope the friends who were watching managed to pick up the pieces and not just observe you fall to bits. Hugs to you.

Alcohol and cake are well known cures for lurgies Lou - Help yourself I went to the shops today so there is plenty to go round for a friday night! Cake is sponge - therefore it absorbs toxins - FACT!!!!!

Well I have survived the first week back at all the playgroups etc, trying and mostly succeeding in not being Envy at all the bumps around!

NOTHEROLDIE · 10/09/2010 21:04

Booze o'clock.
Cake o'clock.
My fave.

Fairygodmother1 · 10/09/2010 21:34

Yes my true friends picked me up as I sobbed my heart out!!! Not that I'm excusing the pg one but I know that people who have got pg easily just don't understand what we go through. I have 2 Aunts & 2 friends that have been down this road too & they are the only ones who truely understand!

I almost survived the week - now put my back out so can hardly walk!

Booze & cake o'clock!!!!!

Loujalou · 11/09/2010 10:13

FairyG you soon learn who your friends are. Did your friends and aunts win their babies in the end. One of my aunt's had multiple mcs so not quite the same but horrific. I am not talking to her at the moment to have a heart to heart with. She has 3 healthy kids though.

Anyways I am going to win a baby this month as I said to TH "I don't want to win a baby this month as I have been far more relaxed and I don't want people to say - look you relaxed and won your baby. Also we are going on holiday so want some booze."

Also am on day 25 and no pre-spotting spotting or anything. Keep all your fingers crossed. We are going to FC on 30th Sept to see nurse - so hopefully that helps.

Going to have to win. We are going to Majorca next Friday. Woo hoo.

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Loujalou · 11/09/2010 10:15

Its defo cake o'clock. Too early for booze for another hour. Am going out to a part-ay tonight.

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NOTHEROLDIE · 11/09/2010 16:45

Me too going out, have friends staying over and I've got to sleep on the DC's floor, no nookie for me. :(

GO LOU ! good luck, you're gonna win I can feel it in my dampness!

Loujalou · 11/09/2010 16:52

Have lost already. Oh well hopefully the FC will sort us out.... :( Well no RTD but pink mucus - which means the witch in coming.

Jumps into pit. Anyone got any vodka?

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/09/2010 18:11

Lou one Aunt had multiple mc too & never won one in the end, My other Auntie has dinally one a baby so I have a cousin old enough to be my own!!! She's a gorgeous happy little thing. My best friend had a still born then a little surprise born 9 months later & another friend has one & I think this might be it for her. So a mixed bag.

Was saying to DH today that I'll be sooooooooo gtareful for 1 & our world would be so complete!!!

I need to party too but done my back in!

Vodka Jelly anyone?????? Had such a bad day.

xxx

UmBongo · 11/09/2010 21:51

Ooh Vodka Jelly - great! You better chuck some down in t'pit for Lou! Sorry for your back going, good job you managed to make the jelly beforehand!

I am partying in by myself with the last night of the proms, american soprano had a dress designed for someone elses boobs!

Fairygodmother1 · 11/09/2010 22:21

Um I'm in with DH watching a film I think I've seen before or something very similar!

I just don't know what to do with myself.

NOTHEROLDIE · 12/09/2010 13:59

Hey I think I'm ovulating!

I REALLY hope it hasn't been and gone over the shag-free weekend, but REALLY hope I'm popping an egg now!

Its the first time I have felt like I'm hatching an egg since my ERPC, aching insides, EWCM, and looking forward to a romp with passion!

BUT>>> its way too early in my cycle for me, so I hope things are going crazy inside....

I'm excited...

I'll report back when I POAS, (cos I forgot earlier and had a wee) then I will know and ruddy well GO FOR IT FOR A WHOLE BLOODY SHAGGY WEEK!!! Grin

Bicnod · 12/09/2010 17:48

Hi lovelies - got back from 10 wonderful sun-and-beach-tastic days in Cornwall late last night. It was a truly fantastic holiday Grin

DS can now say beach but it sounds a lot like bitch to the untrained ear Blush

Sadly ERTD got me so I'm starting cycle 10 TTC :( doom doom dooooooooooooooom

Not got time to catch up now but promise will catch up later today or tomorrow.

Love you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll

x

Loujalou · 12/09/2010 20:17

Jumps Biccie and gives her a huge snog. Hey my lovey nice to have you back. Sorry ertd got you but there is room and cake and lots of booze in the pit. Sorry my grammar is not up to much - call it tiredness excitement.

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Fairygodmother1 · 12/09/2010 22:00

Ovulation & Beach time - you ladies have all the excitement!!!! Catching the last chance to tan Bic?

How is everyone? I'm still getting over my crap day yesterday & the realisation that it's Monday tomorrow!!!!

x