Are we having a mumsnet christmas fallout this year?

[Nevergoogle]

Thing is, it's a very inconvenient time for mumsnet to kick off and most of us miss it all and threads are deleted so it never makes sense, then for the whole of 2010 there'll be newbie's threads titled, 'What is ....?' and then they'll get flamed and it'll kick of again.

Anyway, can it wait until new year?

Or maybe not at all, that would be novel.

Good tidings

you can't have a mumsnet fallout about bags!

must try harder.

Oo, ta. I could eat a scabby horse right now!

Dragon's got crabs you know.

Corny's crabs have got scabies.

Oh ffs, how do I know if you're bloody pregnant or not? And anyway, getting pregnant is an insult to Jade Goody's memory.

I've heard that seeker feeds her kids sausage rolls whilst allowing them to stand up in shopping trolleys - ignore her girls.

AND they eat the sausage rolls before I've paid for them!

Are we really not having a fight this year?
Not even an attack on the ford testers? (ahem, i'm one before you start).