Are we having a mumsnet christmas fallout this year?

[Nevergoogle]

Thing is, it's a very inconvenient time for mumsnet to kick off and most of us miss it all and threads are deleted so it never makes sense, then for the whole of 2010 there'll be newbie's threads titled, 'What is ....?' and then they'll get flamed and it'll kick of again.

Anyway, can it wait until new year?

Or maybe not at all, that would be novel.

Good tidings

waily waily nobody likes me. sniff sniff.

i hate you all too.

decided to stay home and get pissed and insult people.

Oh, I understand . You can all fuck off then and I hope your trees rot on their stumps and your baubles fall off.
Sticks nicotine stained fungally indected fingers up at all other MNers.

fall out instigated by the thread "Mumsnet seems so anti-men these days"

Bloody men.

except Mr Pattinson and Prince Arthur - who aren't reeally men yet but I'd do them.

if we're gonna be in the papers for our bitch fight, I best start thinking of some witty insults.

I am judging you ALL.

Judge on, I am making fried cheese sandwiches for sunday dinner, typing while drinking pernod and dd has not only seen a masturbating man today she's watched about 4 hours of cbbc

'gosh', what sort of wussy word is that. Even my dd can do better than gosh - although she knows that the word stupid is beyond the pale even for me.

I'm Going To Cause Ructions.
So much so, Moldiegate will be playing with fluffy puppies and kittens in comparison.

I hold a big grudge that everyone was mean about my fabulous bag

Just you all wait......

Muhahahhhaaaaha

Muggle, there's no suprise that bastard is in stock is there?

Do you want me to start bouncing, riven

Shit ugly bag?
Bastard in stock?

I am truly even more outraged now and plotting my evil revenge againt MNetters, apart from Riven. She's joining me

Just you wait, I'll show you what can happen when you do not respect the bag

And as well as forcing Riven to join me, I am going to make her eat cheese, particularly the really stinky Brie De meux I currently have in my fridge