Are we having a mumsnet christmas fallout this year?

[Nevergoogle]

Thing is, it's a very inconvenient time for mumsnet to kick off and most of us miss it all and threads are deleted so it never makes sense, then for the whole of 2010 there'll be newbie's threads titled, 'What is ....?' and then they'll get flamed and it'll kick of again.

Anyway, can it wait until new year?

Or maybe not at all, that would be novel.

Good tidings

Don't need my haircurled, my toenails do that for me (fungal infection), I am surprised my dh has hung around for this long what with brain surgery, pancreatitis, PCOS, smoking, drinking and generally pissing money away on nowt.
I'll be back tomorrow to check on how far people have fallen out with each other. Going to put dd to bed and fag it a bit more before Tim comes on in the worlds fattest man.

Riven, spill!

I'll protect you Riven, you can tell us!

AIBU to think MN Christmas fallouts aren't as good as they used to be.....

Reality, you are only dangerous to yourself when you are drunk!

AIBU to ...
Smoke while feeding DD cereal in bottle at 11 weeks, as nappy clad 5 year sits in buggy eating pureed sausage rolls?
DP no help, as is drunk and playing computer games, however he's a man and I'm a woman and I'm not a feminist, but..

Or should I just report myself to SS?

for Rustybear.

See, see I knew it!

You had a meet up, didn't invite me and are now sniggering in corners and excluding the rest of us.

Bitches the lot of you. Bitches I tells ya.

I wouldn't have come anyway, I'm better than you

Reality at that suggestion! Now you really are stirring.

Nevergoogle Festive smiles are a bit too pleasant for this thread.

Er..have a bit of a headache...hope I wasn't too rowdy earlier...vaguely remember meeting you all ...

It is a fabulous bag

Look, I'll buy you one if you want.
It'll at least stop this silly bitching, which is clearly bag related jealousy.

poor sad mugglewump and her bag - that was so last week dear, we've all got one of these

Following the crowd I see.
That's the naf one.
Anyone in the know has bought themselves www.amazon.co.uk/Love-John-Edward-Tote-Black/dp/B002YUM354/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=shoes&qid=126 1328823&sr=8-1 this one]] for Christmas.

this one even

oh muggle.