Mince pies/Christmas cake/anything with dried fruit in it is awful, especially if there are bits of peel.
I don't like turkey. Give me a roast beef dinner with all the trimmings instead.
Candy canes are just bent sticks of rock that taste like toothpaste. They're not a nice thing to flavour stuff with.
Christmas dinner is better in the evening rather than afternoon as I can enjoy a lot more of it then.
Bacon rolls and a glass (or two) of champagne is the perfect Christmas breakfast.
Mariah Carey hurts my ears.
Flashing lights outside people's houses are the worst (they set off migraines for me and seizures for a friend).
Socks are a good gift.
Christmas trees shouldn't come down until twelfth night. Stop putting them up so early and then taking them down first thing on Boxing Day.