Have they gone for the outright bonkers?
The decorations are themed by colour.
Green/peacock, pale pink, white, red and russet.
Each set of beautifully made glass baubles contain odd additions.
Green for example has avocados, asparagus, onions, wellington boots, greenhouses, Santa as a gardener and a floret of broccoli.
Red has a roast turkey and all the trimmings, a turkey staring straight at you with a full fan tail, a cook book, bacon and eggs in a frying pan, a chocolate Yule log and a pork pie, complete with red berry.
Russet has a caravan and a variety of toadstools.
Tinsel, decorative objects and tree skirts all coordinate.
Who's going to buy all this?
Who's buying a gigantic bauble filled with feathers (white)?
Who's buying a garland consisting of folksy pom-poms and bells?