to wonder how long it'll be before Fellatio's Christmas thread?

[LemonDifficult]

There's the Festive Season, and then there's the Festive Season Thread. And the FST can't be far off can it?

It's just that I'm, y'know, in need of a Christmas spreadsheet template, advice on present buying, suggestions on using up the last of the sales, jam recipes for hampers, canape recipes to try out before the big day, and...... You get the picture.

OK, I admit it, I just love Christmas and want to talk about it.

She's not moved yet.

[definitive]

But I am assured she can still be poncetastic from the nether regions.

I have no idea what or who fellatio is (well apart from the obvious ) but this sounds good!

Haven't even been my Summer holiday yet (off to France soon) but already Im dreaming of fairy lights and how to plan our deccys! We have an outdoor display that gets better every year - how many?........ Well put it this way my DH sourced an outdoor electrical socket box that has 24 sockets (or maybe 26 cant remember exactly the legal limit!) in it that we use plus a few more outdoor boxes, and we are still running short!!!!! Think the whole house and garden covered in sparkly christmas deccys!

Hoping to get the giant inflatable Christmas arch up this year to, weather permitting!

No no no blackberry whiskey is where it's at. I made mine on sunday.

600g blackberries, 700ml whiskey (cheapo brand is fine but don't go for complete paintstripper!), 300g sugar. Put in large jar ans mix around til the sugar dissolves. Give it a stir once a day for a forrnight then once a week. Resist neckinf til december. Strain through muslin and decant back into the bottle. Thisis awesome.

I've also made a spiced version with cinnamon stick, cloves, lemon peel added to the mix. Very importantly, you need to write on the label exactly what you put in so you can replicate next year!

You have no idea who I am? Don't you know who I am? (I've always wanted to say that. ) Then you have NO PLACE on my poncetastic Christmas thread. You are ex-communicated.

Well , ladies, I'm flattered but it's till only August. I'm torn, TORN I tell you, between starting early to humour you all, or making you wait like desperate dogs, until I say so.....

I will go off and search last year's thread and see when D Day was. Hang on No, I said HANG ON.

oh yum freebutton, did you make the spiced version with blackberries as well?

we usually just make teapots full of spiced hot toddies when people are round at chirstmas time.

Please please please can someone post how to make blackberry voddy, and sloe gin? I loves it! :o

Calm doon Fellatio, have an eggnog.

I don't do many threads but I did that one last year, twas fab.

[another stalker delurks]

Come on, it's only 123 days to Christmas!

Am beyond excited! Love Christmas, and wasn't an MNer last year, so no idea what you're all on about, but sounds bloody brilliant! :o

Delurks and pants festively in anticipation.

It was 24th of September. That's bloody ages. What to do?

Happymm Well a Christmas involving Fellatio would sound brillaint to a novice. But it mostly involves shrinking oranges and fiddling with bits of marzipan. Sorry to diappoint.

You know what you must do Fellatio.

Disappoint.

What must I do Sue? I need to gather my cabinet and take counsel. My head says Make Them Wait but my heart says Go.

mmmmm marzipan.

I think mid Sept is fair. I start thinking about it once the DC are firmly ensconced back at school.

You have no idea who I am? Don't you know who I am?

Taffeta well in that case (since Im in Scotland) its now!!!!!!!

[pitches tent]

I'm starting to feel a bit like Queen Elizabeth I, or perhaps Bodicea. I like it.

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There is a Christmas thread. Please.

The Christmas topic is so ridiculously well hidden even bloody Santa would have a problem finding it.

I don't want to post, really I don't Bibbity but the poncetastic thread last year was the ponciest ponciness I'd ever discovered.

Oh, what to do?