Pedlars outdoes itself again

[MortaIWombat]

Soooo, if I wanted some hastily-painted glass birds to hang from my oh-so-tasteful tree, I could choose six for

£12.99 from amazon

£15 from cox and cox

or

wait for it

£24.95 from pedlars

Hmmmmmmm, let me think.

I particularly love the way the pedlars birds look faintly embarrassed to be there.

opps xpost #3

According to their manifesto, I should 'visit Scotland'.....But I already live here

AHA!! They think the Scots are too mean/cheap to buy any of their tat?

pissedrightoff - in their world, no one actually lives in Scotland, one has a house there

I'd be right alongside you aitch too

pissed, you can "learn welsh".

V. confusing for those of us who don't live in Scotland. Do we learn Welsh first, then visit? Will you quiz us on our Welsh?

Oh my giddy aunt - the child's rain jacket

Ah thats why my village is so quiet, It's all holiday homes.(actually that is the case)

I am now preparing a Welsh quiz for all visitors.

oh these are good - in fact they are "gems"

400 quid for a 50cm game that you can't play. just for looking.

But LadyBiscuit ... at it only being for Orange Children....

rofl @ 50 quid child's jacket:

"Waterproof. Peaked hood. Button front. Drawstring at neck. Two side pockets."

.........45 quid in pocket?

its a pacamac, ffs

Ah fear not. The spanner might be gone but at least you can still get an Ikea Michelin bench for less than five grand - phew

Ah but Aitch, do you have the right glasses for your Molotov cocktail? I'm sure C&C'll have just the thing...

God, that easel is just comedy gold isn't it? And utterly useless - I can just picture my DS crashing through it every time his chubby little hands tried to reach up and draw on it. I want to know exactly how many they have sold.

Unprune, please, please start the sandwich thread.

Please.

You know, looking at those Bagatelle games for three hundred and ninety five squid apiece (oho you can't outfox me!) I got a wave of longing to be part of the Pedlars team. It has to be an absolute bray scream deciding what to price things at.

You know what, fuck the iPad for Christmas, buy your other half an old ladder and save yourself a few quid

i have to leave the thread. i am SO offended by a fucking half an easel. HALF. it would skid down the wall and make big marks on my paintwork. seriously, my blood pressure cannot handle pedlars threads after a while...

someone shout me back when it becomes clear that the whole thing is a satire on capitalism by the students of sussex polytechnic.

Just when I think the Pedlars site can give no more, Slightly, you post that - and I sit here sniggering like Muttley.

You could buy this from ebay but why bother when you can get the same thing from Pedlars for 100% the price (am crap at maths but you get the idea)

I've ordered something!!!!!!!!! Only a couple of stocking pressies for the boys.
It's all your fault ladies.... If It hadn't been for you I would never even of heard of pedlars.

THe ebay one is a fiver. so a hundred percent on top would make it a tenner.

The Pedlars one appears to be seven hundred and ninety five quid. My brain exploded trying to work out how many times a fiver that is

It's a really nice clock though!

Sorry, seven hundred and sixty five quid. I'd hate to be maligning them.

@ LadyBiscuit's clock

do they sell Gladstone bags?

Love the idea of the random pricing generator...

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Pedlars sent me a catalogue to a deprived area of East London. What planet??? I'd never heard of them, but thought it was v bizarre marketing.

Ingles, you've just got Stockholm syndrome, you know that, don't you?