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How's your fanjo after having kids? Tighter or looser?

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MrsThierryHenry · 16/05/2008 21:20

I've just been on this thread:
here where a first-time-mum-to-be is worried because her DH wants her to have an elective caesarean so as to avoid postnatal fanjo flapping and ensure they continue to have a rich sex life.

Yes, I know.

So can you help her out by saying what state your fanjo's in now? Hopefully this highly scientific straw poll will prove this man wrong!

I'll start: tighter.

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blueshoes · 16/05/2008 22:14

pmsl about frogs and babies walking out!

foxinsocks · 16/05/2008 22:15

shit, I thought you were talking to me and I was wondering where I had been so indiscreet as to reveal the state of my breasts!

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MrsThierryHenry · 16/05/2008 22:19

hahahaha! I can't stop laughing, fox and foxy!

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pointydog · 16/05/2008 22:21

what's with the fox imposter?

foxinsocks · 16/05/2008 22:27

the other fox has been around a while (I've been here longer though ). We hardly ever appear on the same threads strangely.

I can't really talk. Took me ages to stop confusing you p's and now you and policy are hardly ever on the same threads.

pointydog · 16/05/2008 22:30

yes, I think wonk can usually be found on the more intellectually stimulating threads

foxinsocks · 16/05/2008 22:31

how queer

perhaps she felt safe on our inane threads at first

now she's left us for the big girls

VaginaShmergina · 16/05/2008 22:33

Tighter, DS, second child came down so fast I tore back to front and internally,think DH bunged the Doc £50 when in theatre being repaired !!

Ledodgy · 16/05/2008 22:34

After 3 kids and stitches after all 3 I have been left with a bucket fanjo and a tight arse hole (no not dp) so sex isn't as good and pooing is less of a pleasure also.

VaginaShmergina · 16/05/2008 22:36

PMSL Ledodgy

Pinkchampagne · 16/05/2008 22:36

Not sure there is much change really. My new DP has never been out with anyone with children before, and he doesn't seem to have many complaints!

pointydog · 16/05/2008 22:40

oh I don know, I don know. I'm trying to put mysekf down, not wonks!

foxinsocks · 16/05/2008 22:43

I would start a thread and call her and we could reminisce but I think she's gone

pointydog · 16/05/2008 22:43

gone? That sounds a bit final

foxinsocks · 16/05/2008 22:45

oh no, I meant left for the evening. She was in prime intellectual mode on the vipers thread.

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 16/05/2008 22:48

ledodgy - you only gave birth five minutes ago so I don't think you're allowed to assume that you have a bucket for life.

ib · 16/05/2008 22:50

Dh says tighter.

Wouldn't care, though. Ds' birth was the most amazing thing we have ever experienced, and would be worth most things it could do to my fanjo.

Ledodgy · 16/05/2008 23:03

Norks I'm afraid I think this bucket is for life and not just for Christmas.

policywonk · 16/05/2008 23:06

aw, foxy and pointy

I feel warm and fuzzy now

pointydog · 16/05/2008 23:32

that's about as warm and fuzzy as we get

expatinscotland · 16/05/2008 23:34

i'm feeling the love!

pull up those pelvic floors, ladies.

pull, pull, pull!

candyfluff · 17/05/2008 21:50

i think a bit flappier than before, my dh says not tho which is nice but probably not true. my little sister had extensive stiching after her 1st ds and says its liks being a virgin again

StarlightMcKenzie · 17/05/2008 21:52

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fannybanjo · 17/05/2008 21:55

As tight as a shrunken cashmere polo neck here.

Greensleeves · 17/05/2008 21:57

Like a clown's pocket. And I don't care.

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