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IS NATALIE-JANE REALLY PREGNANT?

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 02/12/2006 13:58

c'mon, NJ, it's been a brilliant hoax but you can take those cushions out now...

(fingers crossed for this evening, some time after the X-Factor result. maybe the baby is just waiting to see if the McDonald Brothers go out?)

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Quootiepie · 02/12/2006 14:00

yeah - has anyone actually seen NJ?

spinach · 02/12/2006 14:00

have to snigger at this! sorry NJ!

lulumama · 02/12/2006 15:43

&

7swansaswimmingup · 02/12/2006 15:47

hope not as lulumama has been giving her such wonderful support

lulumama · 02/12/2006 15:49

thanks 7swans......as has Mars & LVB&T and MKG, Mellowma, and Aitch and others!

NativityJane · 02/12/2006 15:50

I don't know...

lulumama · 02/12/2006 15:51

~LOL!

i will hunt you down and find you if it turns out just to be really bad wind!!!!!

7swansaswimmingup · 02/12/2006 15:52

oops no disrespect to the other birthing partners

your name jumps out more at me lulumama

7swansaswimmingup · 02/12/2006 15:52

pmsl @ badwind

lulumama · 02/12/2006 15:53

as i am on here 24 /7 !! according to DH!

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 02/12/2006 19:21

See? she didn't exactly deny it...

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NativityJane · 02/12/2006 19:32

I guess you will never know.....

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 02/12/2006 21:54

that's the mcdonald bros left X-Factor... shang-a-lang baby...

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ledodgychristmasjumper · 02/12/2006 21:55

I think she is pregnant but I think in truth she is actually an elephant thus we'll be still on her thread this time next year.

Dingdongdebbsyandbibbyonhigh · 02/12/2006 21:58

lol at this thread (soz nat) xx

WeFrizyouamerrychristmas · 02/12/2006 22:09

Debs I hope your wiggling on your ball at the moment!

Dingdongdebbsyandbibbyonhigh · 02/12/2006 22:29

too knackered friz ive been really busy today going to bed as got a few twinges x

WeFrizyouamerrychristmas · 02/12/2006 22:30

dah!!! get on the ball it'll get the head down quicker!!
anyway happy sleeping, bet your up and in established labour by 2am

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 02/12/2006 22:32

ledodgy, i swear i initially typed out 'is natalie jane an elephant?' but changed it as i worried she might be upset in her (so-called) pregnant state...

honestly, the Mcdonald bros have stayed in 7 weeks longer than anyone expected. Irritable uterus my arse, it's the baby whose pissed off. Natalie Jane's having a music critic, everyone.

anyway, tell him or her that it's safe to come out now... they're gone.

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Dingdongdebbsyandbibbyonhigh · 02/12/2006 22:32

Do you think so?

largevirginbirthandtonic · 02/12/2006 22:54

LOL at this thread...it's true will we ever know?!

Think you may be on to something there Aitch...i did a little dance when i found out they were out.. It went something like this (it is saturday night, dancing perfectly acceptable)

NativityJane · 02/12/2006 23:23

See now if I could be even the slightest bit arsed I suppose I could post a picture of my ever expanding elephant like belly, but who is to say it is me? Or me pregnant today? Or that it isn't a very well placed pillow or something?

I am ashamed to admit that the only time the baby has moved tonight was when the Macdonald Brothers were singing - both times, but he also has a bit of a boogy when Eminem comes on so there is no accounting for taste!

ledodgychristmasjumper · 02/12/2006 23:26

Perhaps he's waiting until he's voted out?

HunkerTheInternetPhenomenon · 02/12/2006 23:27

ROFL at this thread.

NJ, really, really looking forward to reading your birth announcement - but nowhere near as much as you are looking forward to writing it, I bet!

MerryChristmasfromQV · 02/12/2006 23:28

To save time, write the announcement now

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