Nothing to see here

[hunkermunker]

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

[originalpiratematerial]

[Owllady]

No it was a different one, but they are all bloody entertaining
!!

[BloodyCreatures]

A creature filled stew. That's how I like them.

[IvyWall]

I miss normal TV. My TV only seems to transmit programmes about cars, planes, gold miners, reruns of Top Gear and episodes of the Simpsons

What has gone wrong?

[SulpherTuft]

Cassoulet.
That's a Bloody Good Creature stew!

[bundle]

Helair!

Wtf is 4 in a bed?

[IvyWall]

Dunno bundle. My TV doesn't show it

[SulpherTuft]

'ey up!

$ in a bed is a reality TV show where 4 B&B owners all stay in each others' establishments (they are always called 'establishments) and score each other on the breakfast, hospitality, cleanliness and good night's sleep. And then leave the amount of money they think the stay was worth.

And then make very bitchy comments to camera during the scoring.

Like a CDWM sleepover.

[Drystop]

'CDWM sleepover' - brilliant analogy!

I don't keep chickens, but I do eat eggs. I have 5 cats so chickens wouldn't like it here. I'd love to go out in the morning and harvest a few warm eggs.

[bundle]

God it sounds superb!

[SulpherTuft]

Competitive Fawlty Towers.

[SulpherTuft]

They had a bloke who thought he was a celebrity because he used to be on Good Morning Britain and he now runs a B&B establishment in Brandon.

Brandon!

And he uses GMB as a selling point.

Which it probably is, in Brandon.

[SulpherTuft]

I am dong someone a disservice* - it was GMTV

*not sure who.

[hunkermunker]

Ah, there's the Owllady!



I have just spent rather longer than it should have taken to work out wtf CDWM was.

[IvyWall]

How embarrassing Hunker

[Owllady]

Yes brand gmtv was and on was diamond value, but that was last week's repeat

You do know people from my dog world in 'real life's know my nickname on here don't you? And therefore will be asking me wtf is going on and I'm not sure I have the intellectual power, at least half way through poldark, to explain it :o

[SulpherTuft]

Do dog people come on chicken threads, though?
tell them chicken keeping involves a lot of jargon, and can be very difficult to understand.

[BloodyCreatures]

I love chickens with lemon. Ooh a gorgeous lemon sauce... or a gorgeous creamy chicken. In fact, I'm going to make a creamy chicken for supper tomorrow.

[bundle]

WitH tarragon?

[saintlyjimjams]

Er bloodycreatures this is chicken keepers (I havevsome imaginary chicken friends), not chicken eaters

[SulpherTuft]

Have you tried Morroccan Chicken with preserved lemons and olives?

Any chicken bit of lemon drizzled over it....

[SulpherTuft]

Oops, sorry, chicken keepers and all that....

[Chickchickchick]

Is this a private conversation or can anyone join in?

[250namechangesdown]

Wotcha owllady