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Chicken keepers

Meet others keeping chickens on our Mumsnet Chicken forum.

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103 replies

hunkermunker · 18/04/2015 21:56

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

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originalpiratematerial · 19/04/2015 20:49
Owllady · 19/04/2015 20:53

No it was a different one, but they are all bloody entertaining
!!

BloodyCreatures · 19/04/2015 20:54

A creature filled stew. That's how I like them.

IvyWall · 19/04/2015 20:55

I miss normal TV. My TV only seems to transmit programmes about cars, planes, gold miners, reruns of Top Gear and episodes of the Simpsons

What has gone wrong?

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:00

Cassoulet.
That's a Bloody Good Creature stew!

bundle · 19/04/2015 21:03

Helair! Smile

Wtf is 4 in a bed?

IvyWall · 19/04/2015 21:07

Dunno bundle. My TV doesn't show it

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:09

'ey up!

$ in a bed is a reality TV show where 4 B&B owners all stay in each others' establishments (they are always called 'establishments) and score each other on the breakfast, hospitality, cleanliness and good night's sleep. And then leave the amount of money they think the stay was worth.

And then make very bitchy comments to camera during the scoring.

Like a CDWM sleepover.

Drystop · 19/04/2015 21:17

'CDWM sleepover' - brilliant analogy!

I don't keep chickens, but I do eat eggs. I have 5 cats so chickens wouldn't like it here. I'd love to go out in the morning and harvest a few warm eggs.

bundle · 19/04/2015 21:19

God it sounds superb!

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:24

Competitive Fawlty Towers.

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:27

They had a bloke who thought he was a celebrity because he used to be on Good Morning Britain and he now runs a B&B establishment in Brandon.

Brandon!

And he uses GMB as a selling point.

Which it probably is, in Brandon.

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:30

I am dong someone a disservice* - it was GMTV

*not sure who.

hunkermunker · 19/04/2015 21:31

Ah, there's the Owllady!

Flowers

I have just spent rather longer than it should have taken to work out wtf CDWM was. Blush

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IvyWall · 19/04/2015 21:41

How embarrassing Hunker

Owllady · 19/04/2015 21:47

Yes brand gmtv was and on was diamond value, but that was last week's repeat Wink

You do know people from my dog world in 'real life's know my nickname on here don't you? And therefore will be asking me wtf is going on and I'm not sure I have the intellectual power, at least half way through poldark, to explain it :o

RepasDHibou · 19/04/2015 21:53

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SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 22:02

Do dog people come on chicken threads, though?
tell them chicken keeping involves a lot of jargon, and can be very difficult to understand.

BloodyCreatures · 19/04/2015 22:16

I love chickens with lemon. Ooh a gorgeous lemon sauce... or a gorgeous creamy chicken. In fact, I'm going to make a creamy chicken for supper tomorrow.

bundle · 19/04/2015 22:23

WitH tarragon?

saintlyjimjams · 19/04/2015 22:28

Er bloodycreatures this is chicken keepers (I havevsome imaginary chicken friends), not chicken eaters

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 22:57

Have you tried Morroccan Chicken with preserved lemons and olives?

Any chicken bit of lemon drizzled over it....

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 22:57

Oops, sorry, chicken keepers and all that....

Chickchickchick · 19/04/2015 23:13

Is this a private conversation or can anyone join in?

250namechangesdown · 19/04/2015 23:37

Wotcha owllady Grin

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