Nothing to see here

[hunkermunker]

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

[SulpherTuft]

Hundreds of foxes here - in NotInTheCuntry.

I banged on the window the other day because a fox was sucking up the tadpoles from the pond like a smoothie

They sit on the shed roof, drag things about, trot down the middle of the road at all hours, go in the school playground, look in our windows.

[IvyWall]

Hope your hatches are battened down for the night now as its dark out

[Owllady]

It seems so. I've not seen one here!
Smelt them occassionally but presumably they get enough to eat without coming nr our house

[IvyWall]

So are all the foxes raiding dustbins in the city these days?

[Owllady]

There are no foxes here, I live in the cuntry!

[IvyWall]

Shouldn't you be locking up now before the foxes get you ?

[Owllady]

Well my crop is ripe and I'm ready to lay

[SulpherTuft]

I am stuck in the coop - chick with poorly leg - but have been sitting in the garden sunning our feathers.

[IvyWall]

DLA definitely sounds an improvement on DOA

I'm going out to lunch and coffee today just for a change .

[Owllady]

DLA not sure what kind of drugs my kindle is on

[Owllady]

Me
I'm slacking off as I still haven't filled in dd's DO A form and its sending me to the brink of breakdown

[IvyWall]

Any chickens in the coop today?

[BloodyCreatures]

Preserved lemons? Sounds delish!!!!!!!

I keep chickens. On my plate, in my oven, in my mouth, in my stomach. Nom nom!

[IvyWall]

Oh Wow. I am loving the Owl Signal Youre

[saintlyjimjams]

I thought Leon was a chicken then. And wondered why he was a Tory.

[Yourehavinganarf]

For future owl summoning purposes

[SquirrelChaser]

I have dogs and cats and chickens so can frequent a myriad of threads. And having cats is no bar to having chickens at all.

[Owllady]

Photogenic should read gogglebox Monday's are boring but I would like an edit function

[Owllady]

They are all narcissist, all of them
There is no other explanation

I've thought about it for a very long time, I've researched other options. They are ALL quite conclusively NPD

Now, photogenic. I love Leon. He reminds me of my grandad, but my grandad was a you know, he was a tory :o

[MaryMotherOfCheeses]

I stayed in a B&B once which had been on that programme. They did still use it as a selling point. Which they really shouldn't have done. Apparently they came out of it looking quite mad.

[SulpherTuft]

Snort!

[Owllady]

Trash tv?
I've just got my hand stuck in a Pringles tube whilst watching emmerdale

[WasWats]

Well well well, would you look at you lot! Afternoon pals!