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Original poster

Nothing to see here

103 replies

hunkermunker · 18/04/2015 21:56

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

OP posts:
Drystop · 19/04/2015 09:57

Ok chickens - we need to gather in.

IvyWall · 19/04/2015 10:15

Checking in...or should that be chicken in Smile

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 19/04/2015 10:15

Send out a search party?

IvyWall · 19/04/2015 10:18

We need a bat signal, but with an owl on it

HeleneCixous · 19/04/2015 10:30

Pourquoi est-ce que l'hibou est content?
Parce que sa femme est chouette.

250namechangesdown · 19/04/2015 12:18

Has the Owl signal been sent?

SquirrelChaser · 19/04/2015 17:53

Where's Hedwig when you need her??

Owllady · 19/04/2015 18:18

There was a bloke on four in a bed today called Paul chicken and me the h got the giggles :)

firesafety · 19/04/2015 19:12

Hallelujah.

I've missed four in a bed today. watching the boy score instead.

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 19:19

What on earth were you doing watching 4 in a Bed? I love it, but only when off work ill.

LOL at Paul Chicken. Did he win?

HeleneCixous · 19/04/2015 19:19

I had a teacher called Mme Paule Chicken, Owllady

Perhaps she was Mr Chicken's mum

Owllady · 19/04/2015 19:21

Four in the bed was good quality today
First episode everyone very nice and measured
Second episode Swiss army knives drawn, one lady upset
Third episode, second episode b&b lady was ill. More tantrums at dawn. All axes sharpened
Fourth episode, ill lady has dropped out. Much toilet brush sniffing and bitching. Much axe grinding
Conclusion
They've all got narcissistic personality disorder

victoriansqualor · 19/04/2015 19:21

I once knew a dala chicken that worked with blinds.

Drystop · 19/04/2015 19:22

As good as Come Dine With Me?

Drystop · 19/04/2015 19:24

Owllady, lovely owllady!

Drystop · 19/04/2015 19:25

I like the programme where the posh woman who knows about hotels tells red-faced couples that their reception desks look like chapels of rest.

Woodlandfolk · 19/04/2015 19:26

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victoriansqualor · 19/04/2015 19:26

Eastenders?

Owllady · 19/04/2015 19:28

I don't think any of them were tangoed and they were all better quality than the dyer vs :o

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 19/04/2015 19:38

Paul Chicken Grin

Owllady · 19/04/2015 19:56

He was a chef :o

originalpiratematerial · 19/04/2015 20:03

Owllady!!! How do?

BloodyCreatures · 19/04/2015 20:21

I fancy a nice stew

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 20:33

Was it the one with the right pain in the arse who went on about there being no kettle in the room - DISASTER - and the other right pain who made kettle jokes for the rest of the episodes and cheated at go Karting? And had underpant Karaoke parties in his b&b?

In the CDWM that I saw last night a MN arranged a stripper for the 'entertainment'. 3 of his guests were women.

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 20:47

What sort of stew, BloodyCreatures?