If you haven;'t left don't worry insrtead of ridiculing you, campers love to help a first timer.
LAst time we went to IoW, we had troubloe with the boys whilst pitching (long journey etc) and someone came over with a barbecue and made them hot dogs . But on another day it was ds3's birthday so we had a tea party at the tent for all the kids they'd been playing with.
the community is possible one of the best things about camping