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Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 20:02

so the orgy thread begins

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:05

and for those monged out morphine moments ....ahhhh

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:06

Bronze -

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Bleuravin · 13/03/2009 18:07

and NIN's closer... Ooo I feel like a teenager again!

BabyBolat · 13/03/2009 18:07

nutty did your cat come home?

Juwesm · 13/03/2009 18:08
Bleuravin · 13/03/2009 18:09

Is it very bad to be thrashing dancing around the house in a sultry way?

Juwesm · 13/03/2009 18:09

Bear in mind for next thread title!

Juwesm · 13/03/2009 18:09

I don't think I can thrash sultry-ly...

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:10

i'm one step closer to the edge and i'm about to ..........break

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 13/03/2009 18:11

Just got back from a day out with my NCT yummy mummies to find all these labours starting??? Wow!! How awesome! Where have they gone? We want live labour threads!!

Ah a bunch of fellow rock chicks... I'm really into Nickelback right now - LO is too, when I play their stuff shes dancing around like a little rockstar! Yay!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:11

no shes still not come home poor fergie is well upset so is dd.

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bronze · 13/03/2009 18:11

and on a slightly ligter note
it all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 13/03/2009 18:12

Oooh Nutty I like that one...

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 18:13

You lot know so much cool music.
Love Smashing Pumpkins - acoustic stuff in there!!
Have comfort eaten all my grapes and now onto DD's chocolate.

Another oramorph down the slammer!

Bleuravin · 13/03/2009 18:13

Nutty

Well it was slow thrashing so as not upset baby...who actually since I started playing the music had calmed down wonderously! Mommy's little hellion!

Juwesm · 13/03/2009 18:13

one more

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 13/03/2009 18:14

Best music video ever...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFR3ww00zM

soooo clever - love the preggie lady!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:14

Bronze - tune!!

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BabyBolat · 13/03/2009 18:15

Bronze that was my favourite song as a teenager!!!

KItty - I'm sorry NCT friends??? RL pg friends??!!

Juwesm · 13/03/2009 18:15

about cat Nutty - probably off on a cat bender though, will turn up in a few days (possibly with empty bottle of oramorph)

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 18:15

I am thinking of singing the fucking political track at the staff Xmas party. Should go down well.

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 13/03/2009 18:16

BB - yes! RL friends!! Who are in AWE of my knowledge re pregnancy & birth... all plagiarised from MN, of course...

Bleuravin · 13/03/2009 18:16

No wonder we all get on so well aye?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 18:17

for preggie ladies video here

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AuldAlliance · 13/03/2009 18:17

Yes, ladies, I am resolutely staying zen, feeling good about how much of my soup DS has put away and considering my lilies...
Smutty, hope your cat comes back soon.

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