Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

so the orgy thread begins

lol

ROFL too funny

Lawks!

lol wont be eating a toastie for a while

Fortunately for me, I never Googled it!

Not kitty ;)

oooohhhhh ok are you due early or late???

early - middle

lol dirty girl

Wonder what any stalkers would think if they came by today?

Sorry - can't keep the charade up

x

well the stalks would be taken off?? especially if it were a bunch of grapes?? cant be a fruit whore with stalks still on unless your stalk was an optional attachment of course

PlumbSucker - mathsmummy??

ahhhh LuLu

My stalk is not optional. You'll take me as I come!

you are usually a good girl too!!! (well aside from when i comes to farmyard animals )

"You'll take me as I come!" and not before

Not really a good girl. Just discreet ;)

LuLu- you hide it well!!

that could be your slogan!!

Im A StrawberryWhore
You'll take me as I come!" and not before

still no word from bronze [worried]

I think I missed yesterday's bronze posts - what happened?

LOl you'll take me as I come!!!

I'm sure I've seen Bronze on another thread this evening.

Am I too late to join the fun? I'm a tuber, not a fruit, but don't hold that against me.

BB - she wasnt very happy basically.

EroticPotato - always time to join in smut

Hahaha, as soon as BlueberryHarlot appeared, I knew it was Puzzle I don't know if that says more about me or Puzzle, but I had not a moment of doubt I'm that you'd think that PineappeAnalProbe would be me - I would never be such filth (It really wasn't me!)

WFH, your DS is not only really cute, but makes a fantastic spaceman You did a very good job of that! I'm very impressed! (Hurrah for ML!)

LuLu, we call the LO 'Plum' (from when he was the size of a Plum those were the days), so I'm quite fond of a nice fat Plum too - perhaps slightly differently to you, is all

All this fruit talk has reminded me I meant to ask - Puzzle, what on earth are grape scissors?