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Due April 2009: Episode 18 - Mumble gets married and we have triplets and twins here!!

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PuzzleRocks · 08/03/2009 17:43

Let the ramblings commence.

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Juwesm · 11/03/2009 17:59

Well, I did wonder about that, wouldn't put it past you! Would like to point out that have no objections to massive group lesbian sex session, July or otherwise, though does make me wonder how you all conceived.....

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 17:59

ah Juw i see Springy let the cat out of the bag sorry you missed it twas fun

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:00

who said it was a lesbian only orgy????

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:01

Aha, the DH/ DPs were all there? I'm not sure whether that makes it a less attractive option or not.....[thoughtful emoticon]

PuzzleRocks · 11/03/2009 18:02

Schulte - Do you know about this place?

Nuts - That FBI joke was brilliant.

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Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:03

Also, why due dates are so varied? Did it go on throughout the whole of July? I had envisioned a one off, but as you live in a commune It must have been a continuous thing!

SpringySunshine · 11/03/2009 18:04

We have very attractive DPs/DHs

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:05

Ooh ooh ooh! I went to Diggerland! For my birthday!! (25 I think it was!). It was brilliant!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:05

ROFL well y'know, we're a horny bunch specially that frekkles n springy lol

SpringySunshine · 11/03/2009 18:05

Well it wasn't continuous for the whole of July, no. Don't be silly. We had tea breaks.

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:06
SpringySunshine · 11/03/2009 18:06

Tsk, as if you're counting yourself out of that 'especially' category, Smutty!

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:07

Tea breaks? Well that makes it okay - that makes it civilised! The wooden window brigade (sorry) could not object to that!

Is that why they call you Springy.....

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:07

tea breaks

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:08

I imagine Smutty as some kind of overall supervisor, making sure everyone is doing what who they should, making sure there's enough hot tea etc...

SpringySunshine · 11/03/2009 18:08

Yes it was all very stiff... upper lip

& yes, exactly - I can get a good bounce on when I get going

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:08

"Is that why they call you Springy" hahahahahahahahaha

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:09

Who needs a space hopper?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:10

you dont want to know how the sunshine bit came about

(sorry springy )

SpringySunshine · 11/03/2009 18:10

It depends if it comes with special attachments

surprisenumber3 · 11/03/2009 18:11

puzzle - you are hoping for a big baby (shudders) I'm just a wimp!!

frekkles - you enjoyed the perineal massage? DH really hurt me, I told him to be careful or I might get turned on but I'd be too oily to do anything, as it was I was whacking him for hurting me and then went in a strop!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:12

Juw - how did you guess???? twas the whip comment?? non???

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:13

Hmmmmm.....

I'm thinking something along the lines of the anal barrier, and projection of light from within?

Especially with a two-handled space hopper.

Goodness.

Juwesm · 11/03/2009 18:13

And the paddle Nutty!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 18:14

ahhhhh, i see, bit obvious really

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