Due April 2009 - Episode 14: Fanjo Warriors attempt to be "clean" during this thread?? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

[PuzzleRocks]

And so it continues...

Mar
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer

Apr
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

ah humm ladies, I draw your attention to the thread title.....

Boffin - gwaaaannn just for fun lol

BB - i quote "NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!" your words i believe?

Really my pipework should be kept out of sight at the moment, tbh.

We have actually been discussing Essex drinking practices and broken arms, if you must know. And how to replace the insides of basin taps.

So there.

hmmmmm essex drinking practice's .......there has to be a pun there somewhere

furry cups prehaps?

I'm trying so hard to behave myself, but it's sooo difficult. Especially when I'm online at the same time as SmuttyNutty - we get carried away with our silliness like schoolgirls

& Boffin, that's boring. At least make one of them get a little bit undressed whilst you chat!

yay springy - hooray you're back - great pictures- would just echo everything thats already been said - looks like a very glamorous day, and you do both look very happy. so pleased for you that it all (barring mil) went well.

wont comment on everything as took me all of lunchtime to catch up and should really be working again - one and a half days left after today (yay) - filing cabinet is getting emptier and dh is taking me and ds for a lovely lunch on thursday when mat leave starts.

anyway will read again later to see how far the conversation has degenerated.

Springy - couldnt see you pics on facebook, you will have to put them on mumsnet for us.

SNT - I have trouble keeping up with this thread so dont think I can manage the buddy sytem and still at work so limited time but thank you for he kind offer.

BB - I am good but cant wait to give birth. I found the first trimester dragged, the middle flew by and the last seems to be going on forever. I feel like you guys just ready to beocme a mum now!!

my hot tap has gone cold can you heat it up?

Thanks conker

hopeful, try here

My pressure switch did need replacing. But I think we were all aware of that after the AP tantrum incident.

Do you need a hand flushing out your pipes?

Hopeful - no problem thanks for letting me know.

i have a leaky tap and its all for you big boy!

"why what an interestingly shaped tool you have......"

i'm not in the slightet bit worried about not being married to be honest. My engagement taught me that it's not high up on my list of life ambitions. Who knows how I'll feel in the future, but at the moment it's not important to me

horses for courses and all that

ooh i do feel nice today. even got told i looked sexy this morning!

I'm having some trouble getting my boiler flame going & could use your help...

could you plug the hole to stop the leak?

Frekkles - now thats a fab morning compliment to have!!

Gosh, I don't remember the last time I looked anything close to sexy - go frekkles!

Do you need any help tightening those nuts?

there seems to be something stuck in my flue (beedoo)(or fanjo), could you have a look?

do you want me to hold that hose for you?

Yeah, that's right... Screw it in good...

would you mind filling the crack?

lol springy

Hammer it hard

Congratulations Springy! Your wedding pics are lovely and you both look very happy. Don't worry about your MIL - luckily you haven't married her, just her son!

I am celebrating the fact that today is the last Monday I have to work before maternity leave starts - woo hoo!

Baby has its bum/back wedged under my ribs at the mo' - have to sit up very straight all the time. Hopefully it'll drop down a bit in the next week or so (I'm 34+3 now). Just had a phone call from MW - have to move this week's appointment to next week instead. Don't really mind except that I won't be able to have the afternoon off on Thursday now . Oh well.

Was being very smug on the phone to my mother the other day saying that I've hardly had any heartburn at all (she suffered a lot with it while pg) - and now have hideous heartburn after having a big lunch of a smoked salmon/potato/cream bake thing. It was lovely, but seriously regretting it now...

DH and I are still having moments at each other's throats - I think it's just the pressure we've both been under recently. Hopefully once I finish work I can give him a bit more attention and be less tired and hormonal.