Due in June........let's all go dancing naked under the full moon

[DaisysGotSausageFeet]

Oh no Holly! At least wait for the boys to leave - wouldn't do to have them there if you go into labour - yuk!

yes defo going to hosp - will hopefuly just be in the minimum 6 hours again as i was with DD, want me to take my laptop???

Well foxy, only tonight and tomorrow and I can relax! I think things are happening, but slowly, so I'm not too concerned. I still need to buy a hose and a sieve, so I can't go yet!

hoping for a nice calm water birth sometime in next 24 hours!!!!! about lunchtime tomorrow would be a suitable time i think then home for tea - which hopefully someone else will cook!

Do hosps have wifi derlor?! Set up a webcam!!

get a big sieve Holly - just in case!!!!

Maybe I'll get a fishing net!

PMSL Holly!

Daisy and DG gone all quiet wonder if they are pushing yet

Come on girls, poo those babies out !

I really sorry everyone, I'm being very disgusting this evening! Please ignore me!

oh Holly - don't worry we still love you x

Not me Derlor....but I am off to do some watching of TV and sharing of sofa with DH....it would be difficult to get him to deliver the goods when he's in the other room.....

he thinks I'm joking about doing the evil deed as well....gonna have to offer something in return I figure, but then he'll think I'm just saying that and I won't deliver and he'll want me to go first, but I don't want to do that, as he's getting on a bit and might not be able to deliver

Bloody hell Daisy, sounds like you need a professional negotiator in your house to get a shag

I broke the news that DP is going to have to eat LOADS of pineapple over the next month. He still whinged "I hate pineapple". FFS! Think of the rewards man!

couldn't you just deliver half to tempt him then gwt him to deliver

I know Foxy, its a bloody miracle I got pg in the first place...

....he's just not too keen on the idea with me this pg.....

anyway Daisy remind me - with all that complication HTF did you get pg in the 1st place???????????

oops X post - sorry

Good idea Derlor...I like your thinking, but it's been ages, so.....

I don't need to spell it out, do I

Well just start at the bottom and stop before you get to the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're just very fertile......counting the two mc's, all four times we've got pg, it's been the first attempt.....doesn't reflect well on the number of times we have sex, but there you go!

Mine isn't so keen on me this pg either, so maybe add some spice to it - how about donning some suspenders and performing a sexy striptease?

I have just texted mine and asked if the strippers hadn't turned up yet, did he want me to come and do a turn? He said yes! Am off!

anyway....on that note, I'll leave you to your twinges for now and check back later!

Least you can't get PG this time!!

Go Foxy - BTW, GOOD LUCK getting the suspender belt on!!!!!