Due in June........bring on the pineapples, evening primrose oil and raspberry leaf tea

[DaisysGotABigBump]

Sorry its a bit boring, but I was lacking inspriation and running out of cyberspace...........it's all that talking to myself

Walking in the Lakes as a Stag do?? Are they planning a stripper on Windermere?

Just realised, this time of day exactly 5 years ago, I had just been induced with DS!!

No, they're going to camp at the top of a mountain and get pissed and stoned by campfire! Maybe its the sheep that are the attraction, I don't know???

lucky you hadn't scoffed it then Daisy!

I am always shocked that bumps turn into babies! Even my own. To hold her and think "I've one of these inside me!". Can't get my head round it. I can feel her moving and wiggling right now, but its still so abstract. Little fingers and toes all ready to go ... aww!

So when is Mystic Red Rangers birthday?

At least some plastic breasts for the groom??? Oh go on, get some for DH to take!

oh my GOD we are all about to have babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Foxy, but now there's no chance of eating it now....he's been and had a look for it!

My bubs fingers are constantly tickling me next to my hip when I sit upright in a chair...its very weird, but nice

did anyone else hear that bombshell dropping? LOL derlor!!

Hello all,
Hope you have been enjoying the sunshine (those of you who have seen it - sorry Derlor / Daisy!)
I just had to say to floaters - Yep, me too! Loads of them. But have BP checked yesterday at the hospital and all was well. Baby's head is 4/5 engaged, but registrar who saw me was bored to say the least! I had to ask her loads of questions and when i asked approx what size it would be, all she could manage was "average". When i asked what she meant by that shoe said "well, it's not going to be an elephant"!!!
What does she say to those women who are having large babies - you're having an enormous elephant?!

On the plus side - today had my maternity replacement out on the road with me.
He used to be a vending machine rep & guess what he had loads of in the boot of his car.....CHOCOLATE!!
I now have 5 bags of maltesers and 5 bags of minstrels in my fridge just calling out to be eaten tonight.
Of course will be sharing them with you all in spirit

oh oh oh, 'Wilkie' on Fannyannies thread tells us that Dairy Milk sped things up after her show!

Now that is worth a try!

his birthday is on Friday....induced Thurday tea-time...he was born Saturday lunchtime...LOL that was a fun packed couple of days I can tell you

Ack yes about to have babies...scary stuff! I am not scared of the birth but the thought of having no sleep for the next few years fills me with dread.

My GP told me today I would probably be late. SO NOT what I wanted to hear. GET IT OUT

Although would be nice to get over this bout of tonsilitis before I find myself in labour, I feel like crap, dh is currently hoovering for me while my arse creates a permanent indent in the sofa.

I did read some of that thread foxy, from what I can see Mohze and Xenia just like to stir up a bit of controversy. I said in a different threat that I reckon Xenia is actually a short balding hairy fat guy that can't talk to women in RL so he uses MN.

I don't really care. Horses for courses.

Come on Kitty kit....we're all friends here...share

Babies, here, us,.....no

{{{{ooooommmmmpppphhhhhhh}}}} just getting up from the floor after the shock of my realisation sank in!!!!!!
i'm SO ready for this but also SO NOT READY OMG i've lost the plot

If you're lucky TA it'll only be a few months without a decent kip......it's the lack of sex that should have you worried....
....every time you try to get cuddly.... "mwaaaaargh"

How many DAYS is it now Derlor???

Who wants what then?

Scary thought that: there is going to be a baby and it is going to come & live in my house. VERY SOON..
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Am i the only one who wants it to stay in for a bit longer?

HAHAHAHA Daisy, lol none of that in bloody ages, if I wasn't the size of a house to prove otherwise I'd swear I had reclaimed my virginity.

Might not be 'MWAHS' keeping us apart, but the thrush, backaches, tiredness plus dh had an op recently has meant none of 'the other' in ages!!

I told him to go buy some porn mags

Lol derlor! I hope you managed to get back up off the floor ok!

TA I've had niggling tonsilitis for about a week now, it's finally going now, thank god! So my sympathies are with you, it's a disease from hell!

I kinda like it when dp isn't here coz I don't have to feel guilty for not cooking a proper meal. I just had my tea- fried eggs and tinned tomatoes on toast!! Yummmmm!!

Nope, totally with you on that Derlor!

TA, why on earth would your GP tell you you are likely to be late??? How the fark does s/he know???

OH Daisy, it's only 12 till due day!!!!!!!!!! yikes
13 for you huh???

Yes Kitty, and YOU ARE GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!!

LOL about lack of sex! Getting cuddly and your tits start spraying - SUCH a turn on!!!

I'm never having sex again. PMSL at myself and DP!!!

Is it just me feeling ever so slightly hysterical tonight?

Can someone please tell me small children do not need hundreds of pairs of shoes! I keep buying my dd shoes, I can't stop! Maybe it's a good thing I'm having a boy this time!

I have no idea how they know, of course they don't, I think she is just trying to set my expectations lol.

Hey kitty, I don't want it in any longer, but I don't want it out either. Probably doesn't make sense. I actually like being just me and dh and am worried how much culture shock a baby will be, but then I am sick of being preggers

For me, 10 days to go

Hooray it arrived!! I'm so pleased. It's really odd but I FINALLY completed the form to hand in to the PO today to report it missing. I'm just so glad that you got your gift cos I felt really bad that you'd missed out. Hope you like it!!